Rise up. Against corruption

Do you also do therapy for humans?

No, but I should, shouldn’t I?

Ew, no, tell them to die

No.

>:{

I think I need to talk to Tribby about your behavior, little guy.

I dare you to go talk to her, if you do I'm writing a song about you and sw-

So you acknowledge your behavior is not approved by Tribunal. Great.

Aren't our differences what made this group possible? Lockdown is somewhere out there, and he is still on the team despite all the slag he makes tribby go through

Yea, yea. She doesn't need you adding to it.

Silence.

Nope, I have seniority. Both for the group and actual age.

Can you both shut the frag up

Primus, make a new plague and kill all humans

That's a bit extreme, don't you think?

No, it's fair, tribunal agreed

... and she says I'm violent.

I only did it once!

I am still mad at you for that

Tribby, I've said I'm sorry. I also wasn't aware. You cannot hold that over my helm!

Mhm, and you made the operation 10 times harder! Look, I'm trying to run a campaign, we are going political, that was a bad blow. But it's okay! I can fix it, I'm just... Still mad at the whole event

Primus, make a new plague and kill all humans

That's a bit extreme, don't you think?

No, it's fair, tribunal agreed

... and she says I'm violent.

I only did it once!

I am still mad at you for that

" You ever think it's weird how we can just open up our insides? Like just flip a couple panels and you can expose the spark and everything else. Organics can't do that. Their insides are trapped in there. We can just . . Look at ours whenever. "

With some work, you can open up an organic and mess with their innards, and keep them alive.

" What??? "

Yea... They can even get replacement components like us. Expect for their brain, that has to stay the same.

" Huh. Weird. "

I say that every time I learn organics.

Vigil, shut the frag up

WHAT I DO? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGANICS!

In a weird and gross way, you're gonna yuck him out, and I still need to talk to him.

" Hey! I'm not gonna be 'yucked out'. I already know how gross organics are. "

EXACTLY!

" Yeah! I've lived on earth for, what? Two earth years? And that's only counting the time I WASN'T in stasis! If we counted the time I was in stasis, it'd be about fifty-two earth years. I've hated almost all of it. Organic slag is boring and weird. "

You are... Right on it

" Mhm. I know. Heh. "

I don't want to think about it

" Think about what? Organic stuff? "

Yeah, organic stuff

" You ever think it's weird how we can just open up our insides? Like just flip a couple panels and you can expose the spark and everything else. Organics can't do that. Their insides are trapped in there. We can just . . Look at ours whenever. "

With some work, you can open up an organic and mess with their innards, and keep them alive.

" What??? "

Yea... They can even get replacement components like us. Expect for their brain, that has to stay the same.

" Huh. Weird. "

I say that every time I learn organics.

Vigil, shut the frag up

WHAT I DO? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGANICS!

In a weird and gross way, you're gonna yuck him out, and I still need to talk to him.

" Hey! I'm not gonna be 'yucked out'. I already know how gross organics are. "

EXACTLY!

" Yeah! I've lived on earth for, what? Two earth years? And that's only counting the time I WASN'T in stasis! If we counted the time I was in stasis, it'd be about fifty-two earth years. I've hated almost all of it. Organic slag is boring and weird. "

You are... Right on it

" Mhm. I know. Heh. "

I don't want to think about it

" You ever think it's weird how we can just open up our insides? Like just flip a couple panels and you can expose the spark and everything else. Organics can't do that. Their insides are trapped in there. We can just . . Look at ours whenever. "

With some work, you can open up an organic and mess with their innards, and keep them alive.

" What??? "

Yea... They can even get replacement components like us. Expect for their brain, that has to stay the same.

" Huh. Weird. "

I say that every time I learn organics.

Vigil, shut the frag up

WHAT I DO? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGANICS!

In a weird and gross way, you're gonna yuck him out, and I still need to talk to him.

" Hey! I'm not gonna be 'yucked out'. I already know how gross organics are. "

EXACTLY!

" Yeah! I've lived on earth for, what? Two earth years? And that's only counting the time I WASN'T in stasis! If we counted the time I was in stasis, it'd be about fifty-two earth years. I've hated almost all of it. Organic slag is boring and weird. "

You are... Right on it

" You ever think it's weird how we can just open up our insides? Like just flip a couple panels and you can expose the spark and everything else. Organics can't do that. Their insides are trapped in there. We can just . . Look at ours whenever. "

With some work, you can open up an organic and mess with their innards, and keep them alive.

" What??? "

Yea... They can even get replacement components like us. Expect for their brain, that has to stay the same.

" Huh. Weird. "

I say that every time I learn organics.

Vigil, shut the frag up

WHAT I DO? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ORGANICS!

In a weird and gross way, you're gonna yuck him out, and I still need to talk to him.

" You ever think it's weird how we can just open up our insides? Like just flip a couple panels and you can expose the spark and everything else. Organics can't do that. Their insides are trapped in there. We can just . . Look at ours whenever. "

With some work, you can open up an organic and mess with their innards, and keep them alive.

" What??? "

Yea... They can even get replacement components like us. Expect for their brain, that has to stay the same.

" Huh. Weird. "

I say that every time I learn organics.

Vigil, shut the frag up

I own some DVDs with the series, I can send them to you if you wish

I LOVE TMNT, WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE SERIES???

Samurai jack

WAIT YOU KNOW THAT ONE??

I watched it whole

Wait are we speaking of the same samurai

Yeah that one was really funny, I also like the show invincible, peak, if you haven’t watched it you should, but uh, I liked immortal a lot better when he was screaming about Omni man that was really funny to me

I like carlquest :)

Splat

" Wh what "

" Uh . . No? Why do you bring this up- "

" Uh . , not really. All the stuff I'm mad at him for happened vorns ago, soooo, no. "

Well, it's just for the record, we have been getting some calls about him

" Really? Calls about what? "

Him being rude, abusing of his authority, all that stuff

" Ugh, that's how he's always been. Always been a massive glitch to everyone around him. Me, Optimus, Magnus- everyone! It's nothing new. "

" I would, but I can't walk right now. "

It's alright, let's schedule it

" Oh- alright. I'll probably be recovered in a week or so. "

See you then

Splat

" Wh what "

" Uh . . No? Why do you bring this up- "

" Uh . , not really. All the stuff I'm mad at him for happened vorns ago, soooo, no. "

Well, it's just for the record, we have been getting some calls about him

" Really? Calls about what? "

Him being rude, abusing of his authority, all that stuff

" Ugh, that's how he's always been. Always been a massive glitch to everyone around him. Me, Optimus, Magnus- everyone! It's nothing new. "

" I would, but I can't walk right now. "

It's alright, let's schedule it

Splat

" Wh what "

" Uh . . No? Why do you bring this up- "

" Uh . , not really. All the stuff I'm mad at him for happened vorns ago, soooo, no. "

Well, it's just for the record, we have been getting some calls about him

" Really? Calls about what? "

Him being rude, abusing of his authority, all that stuff

" Ugh, that's how he's always been. Always been a massive glitch to everyone around him. Me, Optimus, Magnus- everyone! It's nothing new. "

Splat

" Wh what "

" Uh . . No? Why do you bring this up- "

" Uh . , not really. All the stuff I'm mad at him for happened vorns ago, soooo, no. "

Well, it's just for the record, we have been getting some calls about him

" Really? Calls about what? "

Him being rude, abusing of his authority, all that stuff

Splat

" Wh what "

" Uh . . No? Why do you bring this up- "

" Uh . , not really. All the stuff I'm mad at him for happened vorns ago, soooo, no. "

Well, it's just for the record, we have been getting some calls about him

Splat

" Wh what "

Splat

I see! If there's anything I can help with; y'know I'm more than willing!

Maybe not slice bots to ribbons?

I'm watching you

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!

And what about swindle?

... His doing his own thing... I haven't really uh. Kept tabs on him, y'know.

Vigil, you remember what my job is, right?

Mhm, very aware!

Then why do you think you can lie to me

Eeeeeeeee! Because he has been doing his own thing! You wanted me to keep him alive so I've just let him be!