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A Disturbing Feeling You Just Can't Shake
WEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD Mike
God this whole season I'm not going to be able to get that Indians’ Harlem Shake video out of my head
Eddie
Thinking about it is kinda like a bad burp that keeps coming up
Mike
Or one of those not-nightmare bad dreams that sticks with you all week
Unsettling
Eddie
Like thinking about Bob from Twin Peaks... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mike
UUUUAAAHH
We Are Tom Hamilton Snobs
Eddie
Are you listening now to the Giants broadcaster going on and on about Bob Feller? Hahahahahaha
Mike
Hahahahahaha no just looking at Gameday
Eddie
Why aren't you listening to it? Cuz it’s not Hammy? Snob hahahahaha
Mike
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah we were watching Arrested Development
But yes I am a snob about Hammy hahahahahahahahaha
Cincinnati Interlude
Mike
That broadcaster just compared Choo to Votto
Hahahahahaha comparing Choo to Votto is like comparing Mike Greenwell to Don Mattingly... Huh?
Eddie
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhahaah
I know I didn't understand that
Mike
I mean, Choo is a hell of a player... But Votto is the freakin best hitter in baseball
Eddie
Yeah Choo is great but not the biggest average guy.... especially compared to Votto

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National Sports Media: People Who Can Neither Write nor Think
Mike
Want to know something crazy? CC is only two years older than Verlander and has almost 70 more wins and 750 more strikeouts... it's unlikely that Verlander will win as many games as CC has in four years, much less two. Amazing.
Eddie
Yeah it's easy to overlook CC nowadays but he's still the best jahahahahahaah
Mike
Yep... well at least for now... soon it will be Felix
Eddie
750 more K’s????
Felix is baby CC
Mike
And that means if Verlander even won ever single start for 2 years he'd still not have as many
Eddie
I guarantee Felix is on pace to hang with those numbers
Mike
Oh yeah, he already has almost 100 wins and he's only 26. Which means, if his team is any good, he could have as many wins as Verlander does now by the time he's 28.
And I'm not trying to say anything against Verlander, but I just get tired of hearing about him... especially since Price, Felix, Kershaw, and a number of other guys are right on par with him.
It's too bad national media annoys the crap out of me with the Tigers because otherwise I would really like them hahahahahaa definitely more than the Twins or White Sox. I've always likes Verlander, I love Prince Fielder, and other than Peralta I have respect for everyone else on their team. And Hunter is on their team now! Not to mention VMart of course.
Eddie
Yeah I know, I always liked the Tigers more than Twins or the Sox but it can't be helped--they're the touted leader of the division and I want their blood. Even the Royals, I've always liked, I can see myself wanting to beat the shit out of now that the media idolizes them
But I think competition is good! Makes it meaningful when you win
Mike
Yeah, and I'm so sick of people talking about how weak the Central is. Well now we'll see what people think when we all beat the shit out of them haahahahahahahahaha
Eddie
YEAH!!!!!!
We Love You, Kipnis, But…
Eddie
Kipnis looked terrible again today ... and guess where he was hitting? 3 spot
Mike
Yup. And now we're trying to sign him to a six-year contract hahahahahahahhahahaa
He and Brantley are the same age...
Eddie
What? A six-year deal? What on earth for?
With the kind of infielders we have, we should NOT be thinking long term with him
He's kinda turning into a Peralta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Man I really hope we don't sign him, unless he stays tradeable but I worry that might not happen
Mike
HAHAHAHAHA well he's got two big reasons he's waaaay better than Peralta... speed and defense. But it does seem a little premature. They are also looking at a long term deal with Brantley. Brantley is eligible for arbitration after this year, Kipnis after 2014. So with Kip the deal might not get done til after this year. The reason that people think they'll be 5 to 6 year deals is because the front office said they wanted to avoid arbitration and maybe some free agency years with both of them.
Eddie
Well I know he's better than P Pot but I think they have to do everything they can to lock up Brantley before anything else, and 6 years is just too long anyway
Yeah realistically they shouldn't even think about it til they have to. Like next year. I'm most nervous that they won’t do enough to keep Brantley and he's key. I'm just saying Kip is a lot more dispensable in our future with our fleet of talent in middle infield
Not that they shouldn't offer him anything, just not until we have more important pieces locked up
It just makes me mad cuz Brantley isn't as popular as Kip and if that's why we sign him before MB.... gah
Logically, they should deal with Brantley before Kipnis
Mike
Oh yeah I totally agree. Right now I don't even like seeing pictures of Kipnis hahahahahahahahah
WBC Commentary
Eddie
I'm so sick of listening to them say Molina has "carried" and 'led" Puerto Rico ... he hasn't done shit. 0 RBIs. Meanwhile, Aviles has batted in 9/23 by himself
9 of the 23 runs
Mike
Jeez
And with the DR it's all about Cano... although at least he somewhat deserves it
Eddie
Well yeah Cano has been on fire... but it’s cool that Carlos has started the whole time! And they didn't mention his 500+ OBP. Carlos has obviously been more effective than Molina! And they only talk about MOLINA? HAHAHAHAAH
Mike
I hate that guy
But it's really not his fault as much as it is stupid ass commentators
I'm rooting DR
Eddie
Yeah Molina is a bitch. He acts so obnoxious
Yeah I just love so many of the DR players. And I’m annoyed with Pagan and Molina so much haahahah
Mike
Yep hahahah
Eddie
Reyes is so awesome
Mike Oh yeah I've always loved Reyes
And what's annoying is that Pagan and Molina ARE good players, but just nowhere near as good as you'd think from how much you hear about them
Eddie
Exactly! It’s not that they’re not good, it’s just how they obviously think they're so much better than they are...
Media buys into it
Or maybe Media starts it
Mike
There's Pagan sucking right there
Media starts it hahahahahaha
Eddie
Every game I've watched (and I'm not exaggerating) Pagan has made sub MLB defensive plays No joke
Like... horrible.
Mike
Maybe he's just slacking
Eddie
Maybe he's a terrible fielder! Hahaahahahaha
Mike
hahahahaha
Did I ever tell you about the fight Molina started with Brandon Phillips and the Reds?
Of course, Cardinals fans claim it was Phillips’ fault...
Eddie
No but I hope Phillips kicked his ass
Mike
Haahahaha it was a whole team brawl
During a series against each other, and not waiting until he was safely away from them like some wimps (i.e., Chris Perez) Phillips said that the Cardinals were whiners, then the next game when he came up to bat he tapped it in a manner of respect on Molina--I guess a bunch of players do it to catchers of opposing teams--and Yadi kicked his bat and everyone started fighting
It's not a great story, but it's indicative of how lame Molina is
Eddie
Yeah Molina can eat it hahahhahahahaah
Mike
Damn that pitcher has some movement on that ball
Eddie
Deduno? I know I can't believe he's not in mlb
Mike
Tribe should sign him! hahahahahah
Carlos knows him...
Oh, he's in the Twins’ organization
Eddie
Oh ok. They said he's trying to make MLB , so I guess he's with the Twins’ affiliate
Twins would probably want Myers... HAHAGAHAHAAH
Pagan never coulda made a play like De Aza just did hahahaahahahaha
Mike
Bah… Nelson “Eyebrows” Cruz
Eddie
Wow Deduno! !! Knocked out Pagan for a big KO and then stupid Pagan acted like he wanted to fight him for "celebrating" Pagan is the biggest turd!
Yeah we gotta get Carlos to put in a good word for us with this guy... heheheheehe
Mike
Hey, guess who was the only Puerto Rican player to not leave a runner on base and one of only three to get a hit? That's right, Mike Aviles.
Eddie
Damn straight
His clutch ability is so impressive. That's his element
Mike
I know, and that's exactly what you want off the bench
WBC Retrospective
Mike
Glad the WBC is over and the boys are coming home!
Eddie
Exactly! And If we ever get anywhere, he's gonna be huge
Mike
Yep. Our depth is like 10x better than last year
Eddie
Yeah! Finally. Hahahahaahahahaa
Mike
UGGGGHHHH I just watched a video of the trophy hoisting for the DR and the shit-brained announcers spent the whole time talking about a what-if DR team with all the "best" players from the DR... and they basically replaced every single person on that team! Including Santana, which makes no sense.
I wanted to puke
They won the fucking tournament!
I really, truly hate national sports media
They have tapioca for brains
Eddie
Like who would they replace them with?
Mike
They listed them
Melky Cabrera - CF Pujols - 1B Bautista - RF Beltre - 3B Ortiz - DH
Castro - SS
Eddie
That doesn't make any sense. Hahahahahaa the only person I'd talk about replacing is Molina with Sandy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike
Rosario - C Carlos Gomez - CF Cueto - P
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Yeah I think they were purposely picking players who weren't there, but still
Eddie
I guess they're just showing how much talent DR has... but no duh, they just went undefeated!!! They can't get better than that! Hahahaahahahaha
Yeah pretty weird. And when I was watching the idiot was talking about how the DR are like the US hockey players on the Miracle team... and I have no idea what the hell he was talking about. That came straight out his ass
Mike
HAHAHAHAHA yeah that is completely stupid. If all of the DR players were amateur status and were not expected to compete then maybe hahahahahahahahahahah
Eddie
It’s nothing like it!!!!! Hahahahahaaga
Andrew McCutchen Reminds Us of Someone (Inside Joke)
Mike
We saw a commercial with McCutchen yesterday, and Joanna said he reminded her of Paul D'Ago. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA of course.
"Dude, I'm a really cleaaaaaan CF."
Eddie
AHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA "duuuuuuuuude"

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We Really Love Michael Brantley
Eddie
Why is Huff still on our team? Hehehehe
How bout Brantley back in form.
Mike
Yeah, it didn't take him long. 3 for 3.
Eddie
I love the Indians!
(Next game…)
Eddie
I like this lineup!!
They got Chisenhall batting 3rd.
Mike
Man, I know. And Brantley!!!! The guy is a beast.
I keep watching his home run. 3-0 pitch... Beautiful. Also, it's hilarious bc it says "7th home run of the season." I was like, uhhh.... That's definitely his first. Hahahahahahagagagagagagahahahahaha
If Brantley had 7 HRs this spring, even with missing time and along with how amazing he has been, I'm pretty sure everyone would be going crazy hahahahahaha.
Eddie
Maybe your eyesight is bad and you mistook a 1 for a 7... and a S for a T and a T for an H. HAHAHAHAHHAAHA
(Next game…)
Mike
Gonna watch this sucka on da big screen! Well, 19" screen.
Man, this is the lineup we should have. Screw Kipnis hahahahahahaahaha.
Brantley is a PRO.
The Pro.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA Squisher suuuucks.
I feel like Chisenhall is trying to mimic Brantley's approach... Smart guy.
Crazy Trade: We Miss You, Brandon Phillips
Eddie
I can't wait to kick Wedge’s ass today.
Mike
Oh man Wedge would loooooove Kipnis... We should trade him straight up for Felix hahahahahahahagagagahahahahah.
Eddie
And then somehow convince the Reds to give Phillips back hehehehehehwh.
"Hey you got Jason Donald now, you don't neeeeeeeed Phillips..."
"You're just being selfish, Cincinnati."
Mike
HAHAHAHAHAHA three team trade: Kipnis, Donald, and Squisher to Seattle, Felix and Phillips to us, and someone from Mariners to Reds HAHAHAHA.
Morales maybe.
Votto can play second.
Eddie
Ackley to the reds, Felix to us, Donald, Kipnis, Squish, and Myers to Seattle and the Reds give us Philips... man they'd have to be stupid hahahahaahha.
The Reds would trade BP and JD for Dustin Ackley essentially.
Mike
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH yeah not a great trade for anyone but us.
Eddie
That's how I like it.
In a way I could see Seattle maybe considering since they'd get the 4 players (and Wedge would wet himself for guys like Squish and Kip) but again, they'd have to be stupid.
Mike
Well, yeah.
Basically, I want Phillips straight up for Kipnis, but I don't think the Reds are dumb enough.
That's why I thought the Mariners could get involved.
Eddie
They would never do it. But yeah the Mariners could help! Maybe if the trade didn't involve Felix... hahahahaahaha.
I see... that's why you said Seattle could throw in an OF, cuz then the Reds could move some guys around.
You know what, I bet you they are gonna need an outfielder. Once they realize Choo shouldn't be center.
Hoh! Mariners could give the Reds Gutti.
Now we're getting closer.
They have a bunch of young CF too but Franklin is proven, just has health issues is all.
That's an improvement on Ryan Ludwick.
Hmmm. Maybe not. Hahahaha.
Mike
HAHAHHAAHAHAH
Gutierrez is one of my favorite outfielders.
Most of my favorite players are Venezuelan.
Fantasy Draft, D'Ago Style
Mike
Doing my first fantasy draft today...
Eddie
Ohhhhhhh nice.
Don't draft Kipnis hahahahaha.
Mike
Def not. Fully planning on drafting Phillips
Eddie
You're a smart man. Smarter than Wedge.
(Later…)
Mike
I'm gonna take Brantley for my last pick.
I missed out on Victor. :(
Eddie
Ah man!! That sucks.
Brantley is a perfect Ace in the hole.
Mike
I know.
So now my catcher is Wieters.
BLEAAAAH
Eddie
Meh.
Mike
But I got Salvador Perez to back him up.
And he's gonna be awesome.
Of course, I don't pick players from a Fantasy point of view.
Eddie
Of course not! Hahahahaahahahaha
Mike
I got CC, Phillips, Asdrubal, Bourn, Choo... hahahahahaha
Eddie
So you just made the ideal Indians team.
Mike
Basically. I missed Victor and Lee though.
Nuts.
Eddie
That's all it needs.
We Should Probably Be Worried About the Rotation
Mike
We should probably be more worried about the starting staff than who’s clogging up the bench.
Eddie
For sure.
Mike
Although I'm feeling ok with Masterson and Jimini Cricket. Myers is a big question mark, McAllister will be fine, and if Kazmir sucks Carrasco, Kluber, and Bauer will be waiting in the wings.
We don't need any shut down, lights out starter if everyone else is consistent, bends but doesn't break, and gives us 6 to 7 innings on a regular basis.
Eddie
Myers is definitely the big "what if" just cuz like you said, back of the rotation has backup. If Myers flops, then you gotta rethink it a bit, but all in all, we got our depth to hopefully keep it from sinking. Did you see Jimini today? Yes it was the Cubs, but he was lights out. best I've seen him this spring so he's getting in form.
The late inning meltdown today was a perfect example of how having our first class defense saves runs. Most that Cubs woulda scored in that 8th woulda been 1 instead of 3 (even with Allen pitching a little shaky) if we had our 1st team defense in there. I think that’s what’s most exciting about this team, is how Defense will really impact our pitchers. Having real good dominant pitchers-- of course that's what you want-- but they're the most coveted aspects for a reason! If you can't get the best, all you can do is piece a kick ass defense! I think the make-up of this team is a real creative way of using all the parts to make us work as a unit... let's just hope it runs as planned!
Mike
"Creative" is definitely the best way to describe us, and that's what's exciting. In some ways, it's a bit of an experiment, but the only long-term risks are Squisher and, to a lesser extent, Bourn. Myers and Reynolds are only here for this year. Jimini is gone after this year, and maybe Stubbs? Who knows, but we won't be losing anybody incredibly valuable. The players I'm most excited about, Brantley, Chisenhall, Santana, Bauer, McCallister, Carrasco, aren't going anywhere. So I guess I'm already looking forward to next year hahahahahhahah.
Eddie
Yeah I know! It’s great when you got a young core that should be together a while and I think it makes chances for something to bloom better!
Tigers, Blue Jays, Whatever
Mike
McDade would make waaaay more sense than Giambi if you wanted another 1B
I love McDade
I hope he comes up this year and starts next year
Eddie
That's my hope too. Apparently in Toronto everyone thought he was just a fat bust of a hitter. He's looking great for us
Mike
Sure is!
Prince Fielder, whatever
Eddie
We got some goods from Blue Jays! And I'm pretty sure they only ended up with Rogers
Mike
Hahahahahaahah pretty much
Eddie
McDade, Gomes, Aviles?
Mike
So much for their "great" offseason
Eddie
Well they did end up with Reyes.... and Melky .... and Dickey.....
Mike
And Buehrle...
Eddie
Whatever! I can't wait til opening series!!!
I wanna take em on! Haahahahahahah
Mike
Me too! I wanna kick their ass!

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Ok, Enough Spring Training
Eddie
Man I missed the game and my dumb phone is dead all the time these days. Grr.
Mike
you didn't miss much. We are still playing like its spring training.
Eddie
Yeah I know
But one thing I like is that we always score some runs. I saw a little of the white sox vs A's and it was like hitless through 4 or 5 innings and I was thinking how we woulda batted around by then
But yeah it’s still spring training.
I don't think we've scored less than 4 this spring.
Mike
Yeah that's good. Brantley and Chisenhall are on fire... Bourn and Reynolds seem to be getting in grooves... Kipnis is the only one I'm worried about.
Eddie
Even Stubbs man. I hope that carries to the season. Yeah Kip is the only one who hasn't shown anything but hey at least that's just 1 guy.
Mike
And we have Aviles behind him.
Eddie
What's great is if he ever gets in a similar funk during the regular season there's always Aviles or Raburn to give him a break.
Man I want the season to start!
Mike
Me too!
We Love Being Cleveland Sports' Fans. No, Really, We Do.
Cleveland sports' fans start early. It prepares us for all the pain and heartbreak in life.
Mike
OH NO
Phil Dawson
:( :( :(
Eddie
What. Don't tell me he....
Mike
49ers
Eddie
He's gone?
Why??????
Mike
because Cleveland is dumber than shit
Eddie
How could we possibly need him LESS than the 49ers?????
Mike
How could we possibly need him less than anything?
Eddie
I know. What the hell
Well I hope he wins a ring and can shove it in the Browns face
Mike
he will
All the 49ers were missing
Eddie
Yeah and he's automatic
Mike
Well, nothing the Browns do now matters
They'll be in the toilet for another century
Eddie
That's true
Mike
But that is one of the endearing things about the Browns
They will never ever ever win a Super Bowl
and I love them for it
Eddie
Absolutely! I'd rather have the Browns floating in the toilet than the Indians right now
It’s funny tho that the Browns actually are the most recent champions Cleveland has
Mike
It's true, but that is only what makes me love our teams more
Eddie
Yeah, I wouldn't want them any other way. Heheheheheeh
Mike
Seriously, who WANTS to be a Boston fan?