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Y'all laugh at pretty much any blurry image with dumb text

I hate that I laughed at both

Is she ok?

yeah but she died 

Speak it louder for the back

everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time

your butt has the power to produce all three states of matter.

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved