The Winds of Fortune are Howling!

taken from snapcube’s real-time fandub of sonic adventures 2. feel free to adapt as you wish.

❝ [ name ]. my long lost lover ! ❞

❝ wha— hey, I told you not to bring that up anymore. ❞

❝ now stop it and let’s focus on business. ❞

❝ that’s like, the least best sims game. ❞

❝ how the fuck did we get to egypt !? ❞

❝ I don’t know, but I’m gonna punch it. ❞

❝ you are just very aggressive and you lash out when you are confused. ❞

❝ I’m gonna go in there first and you guys back me up, okay ? ❞

❝ stop speaking witch. ❞

❝ heyyyyy bitcheeeeeeeeees ! didn’t expect to see me ? ❞

❝ I’ve had enough. you took my wife. you fucked my crops. ❞

❝ can you explain to me how you fucked crops ? ❞

❝ I didn’t wanna have to explain that to you, [ name ] ! I didn’t wanna ! ❞

❝ now you’re scarred for life and I’m gonna have to take you to therapy. ❞

❝ I think I need to melt now. ❞

❝ after you explained how to fuck plants I think I’m a veggie. ❞

❝ I didn’t expect that to be exactly how you explained it. ❞

❝ but now I’m wondering, why the fuck would you do that ? ❞

❝ well, it’s a personal choice and I thank you not to judge me for it. ❞

❝ we are not opening up that can of worms. ❞

❝ so wait— I have to put the what in the what now ? ❞

❝ I don’t know how the fuck I’m breathing to be honest. ❞

❝ so do you want to like, go get coffee later ? ❞

❝ I’m sorry, did you not consent to me saving your life !? ❞

❝ I’m super high right now. ❞

❝ weed… ❞

❝ yeah. weed. just for you. ❞

❝ that’s right everybody, it’s your favorite boye ! ❞

❝ I swear to god I’ll do it you bitch— ❞

❝ talk about a low-budget flight. ❞

❝ I pray onto you this day, that you would protect me from my sins and my transgressions. ❞

❝ shoot me you fucking coward, DO IT. ❞

❝ I’m gonna make sure that you watch my vine compilations. ❞

❝ MY FUNYUN RINGS ! ❞

❝ [ name ], listen to me. I know who your mother is— ❞

❝ DON’T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME. ❞

❝ here’s your bitch back. ❞

❝ thanks, jesus ! ❞

❝ one bitch fresh off the presses ! ❞

❝ two tickets to ride on the fuck you train. ❞

❝ you said that really sensually ! ❞

taken from snapcube’s real-time fandub of sonic adventures 2. feel free to adapt as you wish.

❝ I’m gonna kill all of you ! ❞

❝ live and learn, everybody! that’s what I’m talking about ! ❞

❝ do you know where the nearest hot topic is ? ❞

❝ that’s really rude, I’m gonna have to call the polices on you ! ❞

❝ ZA WARUDO ! ❞

❝ I’ll make you eat those words ! ❞

❝ that’s fine. I didn’t really want it anyway. ❞

❝ that’s what you get for being a dumb-dumb piece of shit ! ❞

❝ I’m gonna kill these sons of bitches. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you did this. this is all your fault. ❞

❝ I’m not in any way qualified to do this. ❞

❝ AAAARGH, MY BONES !  ❞

❝ OH MY GOD ! that’s it, I’m calling the police ! 911— ❞

❝ I am the police. ❞

❝ I miss my wife, [ name ]. I miss her a lot. ❞

❝ oh, I’m in jail again. ❞

❝ one too many times is enough. ❞

❝ one too many times is not enough. ❞

❝ I’ve found you, faker ! ❞

❝ you are going around being an asshole ? ❞

❝ perish. ❞

❝ sorry for hitting you so much, it’s just part of the narrative. ❞

❝ it seems .as if we’re evenly matched in some kind of way. ❞

❝ I’m better than you ! I’m better than everyone ! ❞

❝ it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill. ❞

❝ you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes. ❞

❝ you have done nothing but destroy my life. ❞

❝ I can FLY !? ❞

❝ I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you. ❞

❝ I’m taking everything from you. ❞

❝ BLAM ! and it busted a nut, then and there ! ❞

❝ NOW DIE. ❞

❝ fuck you, moon ! you never had the cheese I wanted ! ❞

❝ well, here. take this diamond as a consolation prize. ❞ 

❝ that’s not very funny, [ name ]. ❞

❝ hey, what’s up good-looking ? ❞

❝ don’t touch me, harlot ! ❞

❝ can you guys like stop having relationship issues while i’m on the phone with my dentist ? ❞

❝ that’s my favorite song. ❞

❝ I’M TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE ! I’M TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD ! I’M TAKING YOUR TV ! ❞

❝ I’m taking the world by storm ! ❞

A new week has dawned, and Colzione Family Provisioners is naturally in need of a little restocking. Tressa’s scene at the Merchant’s Fair had given the store a nice boost of business and allowed her and her parents to expand the store’s stock from simple provisions to combat supplies and even a few decorations as well. Today, however, Tressa just needed to pick up a couple crates on fruit waiting for them.

He’s filled his purse as well as his supply cache- now all that’s left is his stomach. And he’s so distracted by the hunger he’s worked up that he doesn’t notice Tressa until they’ve nearly walked into each other.

“Oh!” He stops short and yelps. Tressa continues and walks into his chest. Kit reaches his arms out to steady her on reflex.

Halfway through her apology, she recognizes the face.

"Kit! Yeah! It's been a while, hasn't it?" She smiles and brushes herself off. She hadn't seen Kit since events she preferred not to think about, but Kit himself was always a frendly face, so she naturally put on her own friendly face.