im gay

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

do u know how dire things have to be for hozier to agree with the pope

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Laila and cat taking Jean to a museum and of course Jeremy wants to come so he can stare at Jean as Jean stares in awe of the art. And then they get to the painting The Kiss and jean and him recreate it. And though Jeremy is not one for museums, it becomes his fav trip and one of his fav pics ever

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed