it's Me you guys

reblog to delete america

i never win these giveaways but it doesn’t hurt to try

bro where are the girls who levitate?

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

I train all my cats to be chatty and yesterday I saw one of them on the stairs and I said “hey Nala, what’s up” and she meowed super quietly so I said “sorry, can you enunciate” and swear to god she looked at me and yell meowed for a full half a minute

I’m a simple man. I see a cowboy hat, I say “I wanna be a cowboy, Babey,”

*gets down on one knee* wehaw are meant to behaw, partner

gays! clean your room

Whenever a wise guide in a fantasy show tells the hero they have to “let go of attachments” to be a hero I just want to smack them in their stupid face because our love for others is what drives us to do good you stupid fucking mentor figure.

you can just say the Jedi order

OP is literally luke skywalker

To any followers who may be struggling with suicidal thoughts please know that Lobsterfest is back at your nearest Red Lobster

“if there are no cops at pride who will protect us” bears and butches next question

he was taken to the secondary location

Cable killing itself by not adapting to the market.

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)