Treason Cheese

𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑘𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 🎃

The face of someone about to roll a nat1 (ft @loullipopx 's Kjaara)

Crowley presenting as female to be Warlock’s Nanny? The way this was filmed, acted, and written wasn’t made to be funny whatsoever. She was stunning, I loved the hat!

Pollution using they/them pronouns while the postman used the gender neutral honorific of sir for them? What’s there to make fun of? They’re royalty.

Archangel Michael, who has a traditionally male name, played by a female actress? Never questioned.

Lord Beelzebub’s androgyny? Only respect for the Lord of Hell.

Aziraphale sharing Madame Tracy’s body? Crowley recognized his angel and accepted it no problem. He was right about the dress too, it did suit him!

Crowley’s pure, unfiltered non-binary/gender-fluid energy in general? Fucking fabulous. Who could seriously make fun of this demon’s style? As someone once pointed out to me, you could swap him with Tilda Swinton and I’d see no difference. What an icon.

James: What makes you say that?

Sirius: I think it would be chewy

Reg: because it's hard to swallow?

Evan, from across the room: It's a Jamie day.

Regulus, scared: Sirius, please don’t be mad at me.

Sirius: When-how-where-when did you learn to snog?

Regulus, almost in tears: A girl I asked to Hogsmeade.

Sirius: You snogged her on the first date?

Regulus: Yeah. Isn’t that what you do?

Loosely based off the brilliant AO3 fanfic “Too Wise to Woo Peaceably” by @feralbutfluffy

(Ack! I had FeralbutFluffy’s name backwards! Edited to fix)

Wine + Someone you’re totally crushing on + avoiding discorporation TWICE in one night= Sexy Results