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let’s say hypothetically, you got a fast car.......and let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the debate......i want a ticket to anywhere

it's so fucking funny that mark brendanawicz was in 30 episodes of parks and recreation and the second he was gone, he was literally never mentioned again, but li'l sebastian was in a single episode and he was immortalized forever

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m fucking ugly too

im no boobologist but ill take a look

I was buying lunch before work at one of the student cafe things on campus but there was literally no one at the register or any employees at all, and I waited for a few minutes and there was no sign of anyone and fuck that, I have places to be and shit to do, so I just hopped the counter and checked myself out on the register. And there were people waiting so I just started checking them out too but then I heard a back door open and one of the workers came out and were like “um???” and I didn’t know what to do so I panicked and ran

‘life begins at conception’ is also a very, VERY recent stance even by religious conservatives of any faction for most of history there were two definitions of at what point life started - at first breath, as in the first breath after birth often considered the point at which the baby obtained a soul - ‘the quickening’, as in when the mother first feels noticeable motion such as a kick around the halfway mark of the pregnancy, considered also to be the point at which a soul was added to the baby both of which are far after the point of medical abortions both of which make infinitely more medical sense then conception as the metric when you consider what the rates of fertilized embryos miscarry and for most of history its bonkers how many pregnancies never came to term and if you lost much sleep over it you would never have gotten far in life