Dissa

LIKE I’LL SIGN MYSELF UP TO SOME GARBAGE SERIES, YOU KNOW I DON’T WANNA NAME AN ACTUAL SERIES SO LET’S JUST MAKE ONE UP, LET’S CALL IT LIKE “MYSTREET SEASON SIX”

SO I SIGN MYSELF UP TO WATCH “MYSTREET SEASON SIX”

AND I’LL SHOW UP AT MY COMPUTER AND I’LL GO”CAN I SEE THEM HAPPY NOW PLEASE?” 

AND THEY GO,”NO, TRAVIS IS GONNA HAVE AN INNER DEMON”

AND I GO ,”OKAY” AND THEN I GO TO THE BATHROOM, THEN I COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND GO ,”ANY UPDATES?”

AND THEY GO,”YEAH WE MADE A DAD TURN HIMSELF IN AND EIN CAME BACK, BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS HOPE THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY THAT IS FAKE, GO FETCH”

AND I GO ,”OKAYY” AND I GO OVER TO BLUE JAY AND GO,”CAN I HAVE THEM LIVE HAPPILY, PLEASE?”

AND THEY GO,”NO!”

AND I GO,”OKAYY”

AND THEY GO,”YOU’RE A LITTLE FANGIRL AREN’T YOU”

AND I GO,”NOO”

AND THEY GO,”SAY IT!”

AND I GO,”I’M A LITTLE FANGIRL”

AND THEN I GO OVER TO THE PRODUCERS WHO ARE SADISTS AND I GO,”CAN I PLEASE HAVE THEM HAPPY, TOGETHER.” 

AND THEY GO,”NO. IN FACT, THEY’RE GOING TO BE SADDER TOGETHER AND WE’RE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER. AND YOU’RE GONNA BE A SAD FUCK FOR THIRTY YEARS” 

AND I GO,”WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?”

Aph Fandom: I HATE THIS NEW MINI SERIES THIS IS A RIP OF OF FUCKING MCD ITS BEEN 9 FUCKING MONTHS JESSICA YOU B I T C H YOU FIRED EVERYONE IN BLUJAYS THE VISUALS LOOK HORRIBLE NOW JESSICA I FUCKING HATE YOU I AM S A L T Y THIS IS HORRIBLE

Me, a person who understand’s Jess’s choice of putting MCD on hold and respects her choice of what she can create because I myself am a struggling youtuber trying to make money as well as trying to make a series despite slowly getting tired of the concept, as well as someone who watches Aphmau for the purpose of supporting her because I ACTUALLY give her respect as a creator who is also human. Ya know, like a decent person:

in this house we do not vape