cassandra doesnt wear undies

Google Search: Why do I cry when girls kiss? My heart aches for it... Is it the years wasted pretending I liked men? Why does my heart ache for this so much?

i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

LOVE to cause situations. hate to be near them really. undiagnosable

one time i tried to do the "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" "you're gonna start gaslighting me?" "thats not what i said" joke with one of my friends but i said "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" and he just went "ok"

This just seems the right time to share that my grandmother once told the family her second cousin had "erotic autism" instead of an aortic aneurysm

there needs to be a music genre called "sounds like it could be homestuck music"

is that an uncapped marker in your pocket or is your penis just eagerly bleeding beautiful vibrant hues of ink through the fabric