panacea

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

The greatest trick the Joker ever pulled was convincing the world he couldn't beatbox

booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass

im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

hey i’m really glad u liked my post u sick disgusting perverted freak

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet