TrashyFandomBoy

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

that one post that's like "Atem yells at Kaiba like when your dog got into something and won't spit it out and now you gotta use the Serious Voice" and that other post that's like "Kaiba always talks to Atem like he's breaking up with him" are spiritual twins. to me

Can you imagine how good life would’ve been of puppets were taken seriously as an art form like Jim Henson wanted? Even Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal weren’t allowed to really be seen as more than just kids movies because nobody can see puppetry as an art form for anyone but children.

If Miss Piggy could say fuck the world would be a better place.

I do kind of feel bad for Marik because I think he is in his bones a fundamental Rebellious Teen of the classical sort but like. do you have any idea how hard it would be to be rebellious when your primary caretaker is Rishid Ishtar. Kid commits murders and the worst he gets is maybe a "Not mad, just disappointed." How's he going to run around with his motorcycle and leather vests and listen to loud obnoxious music when Rishid's just going to hang sidecar in the motorcycle and buy him louder music for his birthday in a show of loving support. Where's the goddamn fun in that. Someone give this child some rules to enthusiastically break