show me your dog.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

Spam-liking their posts wistfully like a medieval knight wearing a lady's favor to battle for he knows he shall never hold her hand

i'm 29 i'm still 15 i'm still 21 i'm already 89 i've been dead 200 years

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood