Feb 16, 2023
Marko and Paul def just lie about things for LITERALLY no reason Store worker: Do you have a (stores name) card? Marko, who has a (stores name) card, giving him the ability to get a discount on his purchase, in his back pocket: oh, no I don't have one :^(
Paul, staring at the worker with no intent to blink: there was a naked man in aisle 5 eating the rust off of the shelves, you should really watch out for stuff like that in your establishment sir
#the lost boys 1987#i hate them (affectionate)#GROWN ASS MEN#The Lost Boys#tlb#paul the lost boys#marko the lost boys#making life a living hell#why would marko even lie about that#the card part was based off of a real interaction btw#gremlin things i guess#The lost boys x reader#x reader#silliest men alive
