see ya, sucker

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

I am literally begging you people. If you are not black do not capitalize on our mourning by drawing Chadwick or his beloved character to promote your art. We are absolutely sick of seeing this. This is literally the only time alone where thoughts and prayers are appropriate.

i just remembered that post from years ago unironically asking "who even preheats their oven?" and physically recoiled irl

:|

get his ass

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of