TEN YEARS…..UNBELIEVABLE…. 

domestic davekat: dave and karkat gorge on popcorn and healthy meals (to karkats insistence) while binge-watching movies. karkat does the cliche yawn-stretch-arm around daves shoulders thing, and then threatens to lick daves cheek if he cracks one more fart joke. they debate about the intricacies of spooning and fall asleep on the couch

domestic rosemary: rose and kanaya have a date under a willow tree at the edge of a graveyard at midnight. they carve their names into the bark like cheesy idiots and then they explore a haunted house and threaten to stab a werewolf. rose has kanaya listen to cabinet man and they formulate a conspiracy theory at 2:57 am

domestic vrisrezi: the cops run from vriska and terezi: date edition