-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan
-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man
-Walks over to Wilsonās office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show
-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padmeās twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)
-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatmentās not working
-āif the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save herā
-House uses force lightning to restart Padmeās heart
-Gets brought into Cuddyās office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital
-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case
-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else heāll be using the dark side to save all his patients
-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesnāt seem to work
-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates itās Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated itās revealed he ripped out some beard hair
-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force
-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks sheās going to die, House is brooding.
-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless
-āwhat time she was in the hospital?ā
-House marches in as theyāre about to pull the plug, rolling Padmeās unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck
-Foreman looks disapointed, āitās a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.ā
-āOur princessā boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.ā
-āit would have killed her years agoā
-āunless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. Itās why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, sheāll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.ā
-Next day Padmeās wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office
-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, āthe Jedi is gay. I win.ā
-House holds up a paternity test, āheās bisexual, itās a drawā