✧inquisitor✧

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”

THE POST FROM THE LEGENDS! IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREEN CAPS!

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.