Basurapunk

he’s built like a brick shithouse, perma-Resting Bitch Face, hands bigger than a lot of folks’ heads and a voice like gravel crunching under truck tires

oh, and the whole adamantium-skeleton-deadly-nine-inch-claws-berserker-rage-indestructible-weapon-of-mass-destruction thing

but like??? he just personally does not ascribe to that notion

that’s logan, the same logan who picks mary’s skin medication up dutifully and always insists she wears a sweater because she’s fucking bald, wade, and we live on the east coast

that’s the logan who’s slowly, painstakingly learning spanish so he and laura can have something in common (and so they can talk shit while wade is in the room and none the wiser, fucking chismosas)

that’s his logan, the one who actually prefers being the little spoon most nights because the pressure across his chest grounds him from nightmares

Local joke

Deadpool: hey peanut what do you like more the Whisky or a Jack Daniels?

Logan: I don't know bub I think the whisky

Deadpool: AND THE COCK ??!!! YIIIAAAAAAA

You, a native English speaker ( if you are) may think “Huh that’s kind of weird but I don’t speak Spanish so it s cool” (and it is)

But as a native Spanish speaker (from Mexico and decidedly NOT chile) I also don’t get it? Like I understand the words of course but not the slang

Do you get it? Like should I add a fucking essay on here about the abismal difference in dialects between different Spanish speaking countries because it’s hilarious anyway

Basta de eso

in and interview (mind you I cannot remember WHICH ONE or if it was just a product of my imagination??? Have I gone insane?!?!) Ryan gets asked what’s one of the big misconceptions or issues of the Deadpool suit and without missing a beat. Hugh answers for him

“THAT THE MOUTH PART IS HARD”

Which then leads to them just joking and rambling on about fingers on the mouth???

And it got me thinking?!?!

Did Hugh accidentally poke the mask on the like nose/mouth part and just stabbed his fingers inside Ryan’s mouth??? HAHAHAHAHA