Trash-Queen

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

Cats (2019)

literally ALL of these cats just revealed that not only do they recognize a separate moving image as themselves, but that they recognize their owner AND their placement in space which is actually a Big Fucking Deal and I hope that animal behaviorologists are going nuts over this

Where was this kind of stuff while I was growing up

Omg this makes me feel so special, I never think anyone cares about the stuff i make, but maybe if they like it doesn't matter, its just the fact in making it at all

I have a NEED

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

[Dad: Cookie… I’m pretty sure I left my jacket on the back of the chair, NOT in your bed. Cookie… can I have my jacket? Hmm? Can I have my jacket? C'mon. Here, let me have my jacket. Here, this is- this is my jacket, okay. Ah… myyy jacket. Cooookie, you’re not asleep. I KNOW you’re not asleep. This is my jacket. Y– *snickers* Here, here, llllet me have it. Pleeease? Can I have my jacket back? Please??? Little loaf– Cookie: *meow of protest* Dad: *laughing* Aw, c'mon, little loaf, give me my jacket!]

Your dad is the sweetest man alive. This genuinely did cheer me up a whole lot!

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

He is so DELIGHTED

“They want to hire a part of me.”

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.