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You Would Not Believe Your Eyes! Local Fireflies Lit Up World As YOU Fell Asleep! What Happens Next Will Shock You

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either

dont know math dont know shit die forever 

i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever

is anyony else seeing commercials for a dramatic disaster movie about the deepwater horizon oil spill am i just hallucinating

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you

Don't 👏 listen 👏 to 👏 The Killers👏 if 👏 you 👏 have 👏 not 👏 murdered 👏 someone 👏

I read this in the gangster voices, and I made myself laugh.

it was that banksy fuck again