that's mister faggot to you

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

smth about the idea of alonzo licking a blood covered munkustrap clean makes me feel crazy

u should always look at prev cast member instagrams u never know when theyre posting titties

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both