that's mister faggot to you

u should always look at prev cast member instagrams u never know when theyre posting titties

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

save me unrequited alonzostrap

if i said something insanely freaky and unhinged would that be chill or will i get publicly stoned

....alonzo yearning for munk so bad it clouds his judgement and he fucks tugger bc theyre brothers and maybe it would be like fucking munk..... its not and alonzo hates himself because he shouldve realised how different munk and tugger are.. he was just so desperate....

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN