that's mister faggot to you

save me unrequited alonzostrap

if i said something insanely freaky and unhinged would that be chill or will i get publicly stoned

....alonzo yearning for munk so bad it clouds his judgement and he fucks tugger bc theyre brothers and maybe it would be like fucking munk..... its not and alonzo hates himself because he shouldve realised how different munk and tugger are.. he was just so desperate....

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???