that's mister faggot to you

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

smth about the idea of alonzo licking a blood covered munkustrap clean makes me feel crazy

u should always look at prev cast member instagrams u never know when theyre posting titties

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me