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                 that is the oldest, shittest joke in the book.                     and i still donât know what it means.

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@chxtterly. cont.
  becky hadnât really known if she was going to call nell until it happened. this trapper case resurfacing, itâs disturbed a lot of shit, brought a bunch of old memories back to the forefront. most of them, sheâd rather forget.Â
  but then sheâd gotten that message from nell and, well, some things canât stay buried.
     â i got your voicemail. â a beat. she wonders how far this conspiracy theory has spread, if everyone in the fucking country thinks she might be the trapper. god, she hopes not. even to memphis is too damn far. â you really think i could do that? you? of everybody? âÂ
arrowhailed | ???.
@trappered / call.
     â do i look suspicious to you? â itâs a bit of a joke ( which comes rarely from dareth ) as heâs approached by the cop here. wait â the detective.  â i get that a lot. think itâs the scars on my face? â
     â totally nothing to do with you skulking around, iâm sure. â she knows itâs a joke on his part. she still doesnât look amused. â in the dark, no less. iâd call that pretty suspicious. âÂ
"i wish weâd met years ago." @nell
   sheâs not making this easy. although, nell reminds herself, nothing about this is easy. up until now, everything had been. itâd been good without being too much- without being anything, really. except it had been something. it had been something she knows theyâd both felt, that theyâd both tried to ignore because of some reason or another.Â
   nellâs had time over the past few weeks. her parents had taken her daughter home with them and with nolan not around, the apartmentâs been quiet. sheâd thrown herself back into the case as soon as theyâd let her, distracting herself, hoping that once they caught the trapper, sheâd feel different- better. but that time had come not a week ago, becky at the front of it, and nell stills feels the same. sheâs still missing part of herself. sheâs still alone.
   it wasnât an easy realisation, but she knows that leaving is her only option. she canât stay here. she canât live in this apartment, canât go to work and sit opposite an empty desk for god knows how long. she doesnât have the strength. maybe she mightâve done if any of those reasons for ignoring what she and becky had had been valid. if she could justify doing nothing when all she wanted was to do something.Â
   but she canât. there was nothing holding her back and, yet, she kept finding something to. moments theyâd both felt a pull, opportunities to make something of whatever was between them, had been brushed aside. and by the time becky had finally taken it into her own hands and kissed her, life had decided it was too late.
   theyâd had their chance. and theyâd watched it pass by one too many times.
   maybe if they had met years ago, theyâd have taken it before itâd been taken from them.
   and maybe then sheâd have found solidarity in becky marney instead of regret.
   nellâs never been good at goodbyes. and this is no different. if anything, itâs harder. sheâs not just saying goodbye to becky, sheâs saying goodbye to the first good thing she mightâve had in a long time. but the sinking feeling in her stomach every time she thinks about what might have been? she gets to take that with her.Â
   thatâs not going anywhere.
      â yeah, â she nods. â yeah, me too. â
   she looks at becky and thereâs that pull again, strong as ever. and itâs really fucking hard to say no to. but itâs just another thing she has to do. itâs not going to fix anything. all itâll do is make this worse.
   she drops her gaze, closes her eyes, and shakes her head.
      â iâm sorry. bec, iâm so fuckinâ sorry. â

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scriose | chris.
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( Â txt Âť rebecca m. Â ) Â Â yeah the place with the French toast I like. Unless you have suggestions?
( msg | hickey, chris )Â Nah, thatâs fine. They do good coffee & thatâs good enough for me. ( msg | hickey, chris )Â Text you when Iâm close.
@mixestapes. call.
     â you alright? â thatâll be the cop in her. she canât leave well enough alone. â you just look a little... âÂ
chxtterly | nell.
@trappered | cont.
   nellâs still half in disbelief that that asshole had managed to catch her off guard for long enough to land a hit on her when she feels it. ( whatever it is. ) itâs like someone had hit pause for a moment long enough for her to realise that it was something, but not long enough for her to figure out what. and before sheâd had a chance to even try, it had gone.
   before she knows it, beckyâs back to cleaning her up, back to calling her out for shit-talking, and nellâs back to being reminded that no matter how many times she takes a hit, it doesnât hurt any less.
     â iâve had worse, believe it or not, â she retorts. â and my good looks ainât been ruined yet, right? â
  somehow, that doesnât surprise her. maybe itâs the twin brother thing, maybe itâs because sheâs a cop and also the kind of woman who attracts a little trouble. it doesnât matter. becky can completely believe that nellâs dealt with worse than getting punched.Â
  all the more reason to give her shit, if you ask her.Â
     â i dunno. you were a good eight and a half before. now youâre more like a two. â nell gets a look here, all of a sudden. itâs not an i actually think youâre a ten or anything, more of a stop moving, you asshole. â thatâll have to do it. you definitely love the sound of your own voice too much for me to do any more. âÂ
assuredofthis | lt fick.
( @trappered / cont. )
       this is all veryâŚpleasant, isnât it? heâs being polite, sheâs being politeâonly nothing much is being said, of any significance, because nate has no real answers for her, and is even less willing to spill the corpsâ secrets like candy at halloween. he wants to help, sure; his entire job is to stop bad guys doing bad things, and thatâs not so different to what the police do.
       but this is his territory.
       and if she thinks heâs not analysing her in return, sheâs got another think coming; nateâs hardly an expert, he doesnât know how to profile, but heâs pretty good at reading people. and he knows how to survive an interrogation much worse than this.
       â perhaps youâd prefer to speak to my commanding officer, detective. i can get you his number. â
  itâs always rough, dealing with the military types. especially when thereâs more than one of them. she gets looking after your own-- hell, sheâs police-- but, jesus. these guys really take it to the next level. youâd think she was trying to frame them or something.Â
  fuck. with all those rumours going around about her, fick might have every reason to think she is. ( fuck that asshole calvary. every time she remembers the shit heâs done to make her life more difficult, sheâs almost happy heâs dead. ) thereâs no time to linger on any of that, though. sheâs got a job to do.
     â right. captain schwetje, isnât it? we already spoke. â and she wishes that was a lie. the guyâs an asshole, no doubt about it. becky needs to decide how it is she wants to play this, whatâs gonna get her what she wants to hear. canât just sit and gawp while she makes her mind up though, can she? â he had some choice things to say about you. â a beat. â and your boys. the sort of things you might wanna set straight, now youâve got the chance. âÂ
afraidofchange | stella.
   âI didnât think you stayed for my wonderful vocabulary, sweetheart,â Even amused with herself, Stella leans back in her chair, which creaks under her weight. She doesnât mind Becky. For a cop, sheâs not all that awful. Besides, a friend on the side of the law can be helpful. Sometimes. Besides, it makes being at this dumpy diner a little easier.Â
  âWhatâd they get you doinâ this time?â Sheâs curious of course; itâs harder when she becomes the topic of discussion. âHeard Dottyâs granddaughterâs gonna be having a baby in June. Hopefully it mellows that cow out.â Even before sheâs into the tequila, Stella is all no-holds-barred. Still, she takes a good swig from her glass, lets the burn settle.Â
     â jesus. â becky shakes her head, takes a swig of her beer. thereâs no judgement here-- hell, sheâs not really allowed to judge, is she? she has said far worse things about calvary, for one thing. even after he got killed, and riggs started talking about him like it was some terrible loss. you just donât get there with some people. but sheâs not gonna ruin the mood. â hate to think what you say about me behind my back. âÂ
  she takes a bite out of her burger while she considers what she has to say about work. truth is, sheâs still struggling to get half the precinct to look at her and not see the trapper. itâs awful. she feels awful. sometimes she really does wonder if it was her after all, and she really is going the same way as her dad. itâs terrifying. but she wouldnât. she wouldnât.Â
    â overtime. itâs a killer. â sheâs used to it, doesnât even mind it much. but becky needed something to bitch about that wasnât the truth. â nothing says happy holidays like half a dozen unidentified bodies, huh? âÂ

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just because i genuinely cannot be dealing w/ the fact that all my live action icons are w/ katie w/ her hair down: becky wears her hair up almost exclusively? she also dresses like a cop. like, sheâs one of those people where you can tell sheâs police just from looking at her honestly? the same can be said abt her bein gay itâs real obvious.Â
me & tess: we have made gays. also me & tess: we fucked up perfectly good gals is what we did. look at them. theyâve got Nothing.
i feel like iâm being analysed.
SAN JUNIPERO. accepting.
  to be fair, heâs absolutely being analysed. it kind of comes with the territory and, if heâs hoping to throw her off with a little comment, itâs not going to work. still, she wonât get anything out of him if heâs all on pins and needles.Â
  she smiles. itâs not wholly friendly.Â
     â you can fix that pretty easy, lieutenant. just talk to me. properly. âÂ
can you just make this easy for me? ( from nell )
SAN JUNIPERO. accepting.
  easy, she says, and she has to stop herself from laughing. thatâs what this has always been, hasnât it? easy. a little too much, actually, by the sounds of things, because now they have to figure out where it is they stand andâ well, she knows from experience that things could ( probably will, knowing her track record ) go from easy to complicated as all hell real fast.Â
  becky isnât normally one for nerves, for butterflies, for whatever it is that trails its fingers across the back of her neck now and tries to send a shiver through her. then again, itâs been a damn long while since she last felt like she connected with anybodyâ and itâs there, isnât it? obvious as anything, bright as day? something.Â
  something good.Â
  something that doesnât have to turn all of this good into a big fucking mess.Â
  thatâs the push she needs. becky takes the small step forward, cuts through all of that thinly veiled flirting theyâve been doing for the past⌠too damn long, and kisses her. itâs a little gentler than nell mightâve expected, she doesnât doubt, but that doesnât make it weak. once sheâs sure nell isnât about to pull awayâ and even if she does now, itâll be a shame, but becky wonât stop herâ her hand settles at her neck, and her eyes fall closed.Â
  and she may like to think sheâs not one for butterflies, but sheâs sure as hell got âem.
SAN JUNIPERO SENTENCE MEME. feel free to change context / pronouns as applicable.Â
gotta love that track!
could you please stop it?
weâve only got a couple of hours, so letâs use it.
youâre good at this.
i just wanna get my bearings a bit.
see you around?
go along with whatever i say!
okay, youâre just pestering now.
sorry for killing you.
if you donât already know what _____ is, you probably donât wanna know.
iâm regarding you.
i feel like iâm being analysed.Â
i guess now theyâre just kind of a comfort thing.
i figured they were kind of a fashion statement. but then the rest of your outfit is⌠not.
people try so hard to look how they think they should look.
youâre authentically you.
do you live here?
oh, my god! we have to dance to this!
dance floors arenât my thing.
oh, letâs not limit ourselves.
why did you run away?
you were like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.
iâm kidding! ⌠half kidding.
folks are way less uptight than they used to be.
if they were staring, itâs because i am bodacious.
iâve never been on a dance floor.
what are you, like, amish? thatâs one sheltered existence youâve got there.
as far as my familyâs concerned, i canât do anything.
no one knows about even half the shit i get up to.
itâs from a place of love, though, right?
just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds.
what would you like to do? that youâve never done?
why waste time sitting here?
iâm, uh, iâm engaged. i have a fiance.
wanna go to bed with me?
oh⌠youâre nice.
can you hear me out? please? please.
look, i donât want some kind of boring romance, okay?
itâs not just sex.
it was just sex.
we made a connection.
waiting for someone?
shall we dance?
can you just make this easy for me?
you never slept with a woman before?
i was in love with him. i really was in love with him.
i really was in love with him⌠but he chose not to stick around.
sheâs worth the shot, right?
iâm sorry, iâm looking for someone.
why are you here?
i was looking for you. where did you go?
how the hell is this your era?
you donât know who i am! you donât know what this means!
this is not fun, okay? this is not fun!Â
maybe you should feel bad. or at least feel something.
how many of them are dead?
i said i wouldnât⌠i donât know, do feelings.Â
i donât want to like anyone. so youâve been just totally fucking inconvenient.
i wasnât prepared for you, for wanting something.
iâm getting married.
you sure youâre going through with that?
i know he pities me. that pisses me off.
without this place, i never wouldâve met someone like you.
if we really metâ i mean if we really metâ you wouldnât like me.
iâll give you some privacy.Â
youâre ____? holy shit.
letâs go grab a coffee.
wanna marry me instead?
are you sure youâre alright?
you didnât dress up to see me?
oh, i love it here! i just love it!
be with me.
stay here with me.
can we just enjoy tonight?
who can even make sense of forever?
hey, itâs real! this is real.
come on, you know that was just a gesture.
itâs not so kind to leave.
we got this chance! i just wanna share it with you.Â
he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you.
you donât know what youâre saying.
you should be mad at him, not whipping yourself with guilt!
you canât know the bond, the commitment, the boredom, the yearning, the laughter, the love of it! the fucking love! you just cannot know!
did you think to ask? did it occur to you to ask?
you think youâre the only person who ever suffered? go fuck yourself.
i wish i could believe heâs with her now, that theyâre together, but i donât. i believe theyâre nowhere. gone.
you wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters?
iâm out! iâm gone!Â
all things considered, i guess iâm ready.Â
i guess iâm ready for the rest of it.Â

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hey, iâm snoozing but ! like this for a starter after iâm back from class tomorrow.
afraidofchange | stella.
  Itâs an assumption sure, but Stellaâs from a time where big families were the norm, though she understands not talking to your own when things werenât the greatest, or if you were cast out. Still, she shrugs, links weathered hands together atop the table.
  âOne at a time, slow and steady wins the race and all that bullshit actually works,â Of course, sheâs partly bullshitting herself, but who cares? âNo, no judgement at all. Hell, order all you want, kiddo. I ainât got anywhere else to be.â Just an empty house and a driveway to shovel. âBesides, Iâm sure theyâve got you runninâ your pretty little ass off at the precinct these days with the idiots on holidays.âÂ
     â youâre right. but donât think i missed your choice of words. â another smile, here, to prove she doesnât really mind. hell, this is why she likes stella. sheâs a character. a little grouchy at times, sure, but itâs nothing becky isnât willing to put up with. besides, thereâs something nice about spending time around other women like her, right? or any women at all, actually. god knows she doesnât work with any anymore. stella is kind of killing two birds with one stone... in the nicest possible way.Â
  still, beckyâs flagged someone down to supply them with food and booze before you know it, and itâs all up from there. â today was... ridiculous. but, hell-- letâs not talk about that. howâre you doing? âÂ