sorry mess collective.

we need to set up a defensive perimeter!

what is this, like SAS selection?

you've been shot, so your adrenaline will be all over the place.

you need to rest up.

he only got shot in the arm.

like any of yous have ever been shot!

i don’t trust any of them.

imagine doing this all day long.

don’t take orders from him.

we’re in the army. taking orders is what we do.

we come in peace.

you’re doing a great job here.

they’re in your good hands.

we can only take the ones with a reasonable chance of making it.

i’m not leaving anyone. either they all go or i stay.

this ain’t going to be easy, boys.

he’s useless at the best of times.

it’s like the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

i would’ve put my life on him.

this country, i hate it.

they hate us.

i’ll never stop worrying about you.

and we thought we'd had a traumatic day!

do i make you laugh, ____?

if you're going to sleep, you're not putting your head on my shoulder, you wanker.

something's fucking happening to him! do something!

is he going to be alright? is he going to be okay?

you just saved his life.

you’ve worked miracles, here.

just letting you know that i love you.

he’s a wanker.

hey, he’s going to be alright.

you've conducted yourselves with dignity and heroism.

remind me again, why haven't you got a girlfriend?

boom! boom! boom! boom! shots fired! 

what do you mean you can't believe you got shot? i can.

i’ve brought some grapes. imaginary, obviously.

i’m not dead. i can hear you.

did i just hear you say you're going back to _____?

you're not going to see whatshisname, are you?

i’d give it all up for you, you know.

how could i ever trust you?

listen to me, i’ve changed. okay? i have.

i don’t want you to give everything up for me.

are we having babies now?

couldn't she have brought me some imaginary chocolate? 

what are you talking about?

how are you feeling? you feeling better?

i was going to say relax but you already got the memo by the looks.

who's overdone it on the deodorant?

there's nothing we can do, is there?

yeah, but we do get involved, don't we? that's the point.

you look excited. alive. you could never give this up.

there's moments, aren't there? of clarity when you feel like you understand everything.

come here, listen to me. i’m being all sincere here, okay?

i'm trying to tell you that i don't want a life without you in it.

i know that i'm never going to get rid of you.

that’s probably the most romantic thing you’ve ever said.

never let me down again.

please don’t say anything sincere.

wipe that smile off your face.

i am a bit fucking happy.

you skiving wanker!

i nearly died back there!

you're missing out on all the fun and games.

that is the oldest, shittest joke in the book.

take care. and don’t die, or i’ll kill you.

don’t worry about me. i’m indestructible. 

we can't even bullshit ourselves and say it's in a better state than we found it, can we?

with all due respect, we've all lost friends here. 

i don't want to think they might have died for nothing.

you only like the people in your house, don't you?

has anybody got eyes on the enemy?

please don't leave me! don't leave!

what am i going to do without him?

fuck ‘one last mission’!

you’ve got nothing to be sorry about. there was nothing you could do.

he died in my arms.

i always fuck things up.

you are a bloody good soldier, right? 

at the end of the day, i have loved. properly. fully. and how lucky was i that it was with you?

everything's going to be alright from now on in, okay?

everything's going to be okay because i've got you home.

good to see you, my friend!

they didn’t tell me it was you.

i thought it’d be more like the films.

trust me, excitement is the last thing you want here.

yeah, i mean, he's a bit full of himself, but you can't deny that body.

we’re just friends now.

what kind of a name is ____ anyway?

alright? you look a little pasty.

don't worry, mate, we all shit ourselves the first time.

he appreciates what you did for him, as do i.

he needs to learn when to accept help.

try and keep yourself in one piece.

we're grown ups with a job to do.

i thought you were ‘just friends’ now?

______ and i will never just be friends, you know that.

you want my advice, deal with one emotional minefield at a time.

our primary advantage here is the element of surprise.

i don't want anybody going into this thinking it's going to be easy.

her conviction is admirable.

i could just go for an 18-inch stuffed crust hawaiian.

pervert! who puts pineapple on a pizza?

come here, i'll press you.

do you mind if we go somewhere a bit quieter?

look, i had fun and everything it's, you know... it's not that i don't like you...

what's wrong with me?

you’re lovely, honestly.

i haven’t stopped thinking about you since _____.

i'm sorry to have to tell you this but there's someone else.

i think you're so great, and gorgeous, and you've got such... a massive... ego!

we could not be cooler.

you know she's got a bloke back in _____?

i'm being eaten alive, here.

i don't think i'm going to be able to sleep.

i'm depending on you tomorrow.

i won’t let you down.

i'm going up in the world.

can you tell us what you're doing at least?

i know i shouldn't worry so much.

please be careful, sweetheart.

your mind should be on this mission, nothing else.

we're not supposed to be here, remember.

there's nothing we can do here. we can't break our cover.

i have a bad feeling.

you've a wonderful way with words.

i showered twice this morning and used half a can of lynx!

lucky you were there, eh?

i trust ____ to stand beside me the same way i trust you.

i think i might’ve cocked up.

you could have given me the ‘don't be an arsehole’ chat a little bit earlier.

so, is it a superstition thing?

choose your side carefully.

my nan got ASBO'd.

i'm struggling to work out the moral of this story.

i should've been one of them agony aunts.

what exactly is your problem?

i'll tell you what my problem is: you! just you. with someone else.

here we go again!

the second-- the very second!-- i'm with someone else, there you are trying to fuck it all up!

you’re unreal. you are unreal!

that's none of your fucking business.

i'm tired. all i want is for this war to end.

he was trying to give me the big brush off. like i'm even interested!

stay focused, stay alert and stay alive.

they knew we were coming.

don’t move.

let's get the fuck out of here.

if you think this is getting you a sympathy shag, you can think again.

we're going to get you out of here, okay? 

keep talking to me, yeah? keep talking to me.

how could you do this? i trusted you!

all that screaming just for a scratch?

will i still have a scar?

i thought i was finally getting rid of you.

is he going to die?

tell them there was no other way.

i shouldn’t have trusted him. i’m a bloody idiot.

at least we know you don't want me dead any more.

i'm still madly in love with you.

they’ll be out looking for us. they’ll come and find us.

they don’t know where we are.

will they really come?

we never leave a man down.

we don’t even know if they’ve survived.

a million thoughts ran through my mind. all those things i should have said... all those things i shouldn't have said.

i wish we’d met years ago.

you wouldn’t have liked me years ago.

stay out! that is an order!

there you go. how good am i?

if we get pancaked together, does that mean i'm spending eternity with you?

apart from the shit attempt at humour, good work today.

you're going to have a decent scar.

it will be something to remember you by.

i could have got us both killed. i’m sorry.

i'll find you a ‘brave boy’ sticker.

i think that’s a western thing.

you had me worried there for a minute.

you’re getting quite caring in your old age.

make a note to yourself: don’t be a twat again.

i'd been saving this for a special celebration.

you're actually quite a nice person on the quiet.

you're actually quite a nice person just pretending to be a knob.

yeah, ‘nice’ don’t exactly get you anywhere, does it?

stop looking at me, you wanker.

are you trying to hit on me?

we do what we can and fuck off.

shouldn’t you be resting?

i couldn’t sleep. thinking about you.

whoever said romance is dead?

you’re not... stepping out with anybody?

if you’ve never been kicked, you don’t know how to kick.

no such thing as bad dog.

this is all my fault.

some people will do anything for money.

i should be the one that’s sorry.

this is a bit like a foursome, yeah? 

do you feel confident to go on?

congratulations, you've freaked me out.

i’m slightly flattered you care so much.

this place... it’s a head fuck.

i guess we’re ying and yang. 

you reckon i don’t live a life?

i reckon you’re a bit too scared to.

yeah, well, you don’t know me.

she's proper up herself for a northern girl.

you, mate, need to be taught right from wrong!

she doesn’t want to come back.

we need to get you back where you can be looked after properly.

you need to come back home with us.

everything’s going to be okay.

we got ’em. we saved ’em. we’ve done our job.

what makes you think i'd be interested in going anywhere with you?

you fancy a piece of my arse.

i could shag you whenever i wanted to. so, if i ever want to, you'll be the first to know, okay?

so... you’re saying you want to shag me?

don't knock it till you've tried it.

what have i done now?

you’re safe. he’s not going to get you.

there’s a big world out there.

you can’t solve all the world’s ills. what you do is enough.

are you sure you don't want to be spontaneous?

are you saying i'm not spontaneous? 

is that a successful seduction technique in _____?

you're going to need to get back here, pronto.

you look flustered.

i do hate these early starts.

so, you were surprised to see me, were you?

you thought they'd have spooned me into a body bag by now?

the day is yet young.

i need someone i can trust.

nothing’s ever straightforward in _____.

do we know the target?

see? you’re not the only hot chick.

you’re the only massive twat.

i hope she’s as good as they say she is.

we don’t know who the good guys are no more.

we’ve all gotta have something we can be proud of.

abort mission! repeat, abort mission!

it’s a bit too quiet.

what the hell are you playing at now?

if i do that, we’ll all be dead!

why didn’t you do what you were told?

you could have got us all killed!

i just want you to know... i’m not interested in you.

i don’t believe that and neither do you.

i’m using my brain. ’cause i’ve fucking got one.

he's got a mercedes but no one's ever heard of him.

we’re shameful, apparently.

have you seen the news?

there’s always a ‘but’ with you.

i don’t want to see all that raw talent squandered. 

what am i, mother hen now?

it’s going to be tricky out there.

is this about ____? are you still sore about that?

you screw up on this, it's going to reflect badly on me. and that ain't happening. got it?

you going to let me help, then?

i need to know what’s happened to him.

look at it like a holiday romance.

why would you give a monkeys what happens to you when you're dead?

i have everything. they had nothing.

there’s got to be more we can do.

it’s a weird old world, that’s what i say.

you talk the talk, but can you hack it with the racket?

don't get clever, or you'll get a bitch slap.

what the hell was that?

look, i just thought, ‘what would ____ do in these circumstances?’

i’m sticking my money on _____ for this one.

i haven’t been paid.

oh, what’s the worst that could happen?

do you get top gear out here?

this girl is the stig. the stig with tits. with big tits.

what the fuck did you say?

get an infection in that, and you could die.

a scar's going to look cool when you're getting your queen's award for gallantry.

she’s fucking annoying.

shut up and listen for once!

what deal have we shook on?

calm down, and don't poke your finger at me.

you’ve had your money! you’re not getting a penny more! 

sometimes, i'd like to knock her perfect teeth down her throat.

what are you going to say happened?

my father used to say you could stand on the mountain, raise your arms and touch the sky.

don't you ever feel like starting somewhere else?

i just... i don’t know how you survive here.

it’s fucked up, innit?

oh, can’t fault your timing.

if you give me five minutes, i'll come with you.

you’re a bloomin’ miracle.

there's a great big world out there just waiting for you to take it by storm.

you going off on a moonlight walk with mr lover-lover?

let’s pretend i never heard that.

one more word, and you'll be packing your kit and you'll be sent home.

we just need two things: time and money.

i have an absolute faith and belief that what we are doing is right and for the best.

i think about it all the time, but i never quite.... i never quite make the jump.

we all think about other lives. paths not taken.

i’m gonna celebrate you forever.

you taught us things we all should learn.

am i a bitch not to like you anymore?

punch me in my face, i wouldn’t even fight you no more.

you bore me to death.

no, i don’t give a shit.

i want to fuck all the people i meet.

i have a rage and it’s blinding.

is it exciting?

yeah, i have feelings. ’cause i’m a human.

i’m a totally self-destructing, constantly consuming human. 

now i’m fucked.

now i’m fucked and that fucks you too!

you stick out so sorely, girl.

are you at your wits’ end?

well, i’ll tell you, they test my patience.

maybe we could be friends.

she’s beautifully unconventional. 

did you ever analyse your dreams? 

you know, nothing is what it seems. 

you’re a walking contradiction. 

i long to be with her forevermore. 

i see the signs of a lifetime: it’s you ’til i die.

what if love’s not meant for me?

i’d like to get to know you.

i’d like to take you out.

when i see you, the whole world reduces to just that room.

i can’t, i’m too scared.

now, i’m, well, i’m a little bit drunk.

you’ve taken over my mind.

i wanna tell the whole world about you! 

i think that that’s a sign.

i might as well write all over my notebook that you rock my world! 

you've turned me upside down, and that's okay. i'll let it happen ’cause i like having you around.

you and me were meant to be in love. 

it was never, ever gonna last long and it was only ever gonna go wrong.

i left my mind behind in 2015.

i only ever try to have fun.

did love pass me by when i had feelings i was scared of?

twenty-three years old and you’re acting like it’s over!

it’s only over if we crash. if we crash... imagine that...

turn this fucking thing around!

i’m sorry. i lost myself for a minute. 

could i have a glass of water?

i could really use some help.

can you hear me?

i know it’s all an act. i can practically hear the pen planning. 

i knew it was all an act. 

i believe in love.

if you knew it was all an act then what are you crying for? 

what did you think when you saw us? 

i thought it’d be fun.

i believed in what he taught us.

i believed in love.

i hope my body gets better. 

i hope my body gets better... do i mean my body or my mind?

i hate the word ‘forever’.

i hate the word ‘change’.

give me time. space and time.

take me out to the future just so i can look back into the past. 

i hope that when i look back i will laugh.

i feel i’m losing control of my body. 

i don’t want to come undone.

i am set to self-destruct.

who hurt you, sad boy?

there’s a dark cloud above your head.

you act like you’re already dead.

you think too much. 

you probably drink too much.

here comes the night; your truest friend. 

i was waiting for anything to happen.

were you waiting for love?

i was just waiting for this not to hurt.

one step after the other.

i’m a curse to my friends. 

i’ve made mistakes that i won’t mend. 

i dream of death, its violent breath. 

i could bleach clean my soul but he knows.

where are you when i close my eyes?

i left this world behind for the world i’d built inside. 

why do i feel so strange?

i follow the rules, do what it says on the tin, but i’m still on the outside looking in.

why do i hate all the people i meet?

peoples’ ideals give me the chills to the bone. 

i’ve got one thousand-million friends and i feel so alone.

stay as you are. 

everybody likes you. everybody cares. 

i heard that journeys end in lovers meeting but my journey ends when my heart stops beating. 

gotta love that track!

could you please stop it?

we've only got a couple of hours, so let's use it.

you’re good at this.

i just wanna get my bearings a bit.

see you around?

go along with whatever i say!

okay, you’re just pestering now.

sorry for killing you.

if you don't already know what _____ is, you probably don't wanna know.

i’m regarding you.

i feel like i’m being analysed. 

i guess now they’re just kind of a comfort thing.

i figured they were kind of a fashion statement. but then the rest of your outfit is... not.

people try so hard to look how they think they should look.

you’re authentically you.

do you live here?

oh, my god! we have to dance to this!

dance floors aren’t my thing.

oh, let’s not limit ourselves.

why did you run away?

you were like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.

i’m kidding! ... half kidding.

folks are way less uptight than they used to be.

if they were staring, it's because i am bodacious.

i’ve never been on a dance floor.

what are you, like, amish? that’s one sheltered existence you’ve got there.

as far as my family's concerned, i can't do anything.

no one knows about even half the shit i get up to.

it's from a place of love, though, right?

just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds.

what would you like to do? that you've never done?

why waste time sitting here?

i'm, uh, i’m engaged. i have a fiance.

wanna go to bed with me?

oh... you’re nice.

can you hear me out? please? please.

look, i don't want some kind of boring romance, okay?

it’s not just sex.

it was just sex.

we made a connection.

waiting for someone?

shall we dance?

can you just make this easy for me?

you never slept with a woman before?

i was in love with him. i really was in love with him.

i really was in love with him... but he chose not to stick around.

she’s worth the shot, right?

i’m sorry, i’m looking for someone.

why are you here?

i was looking for you. where did you go?

how the hell is this your era?

you don’t know who i am! you don’t know what this means!

this is not fun, okay? this is not fun! 

maybe you should feel bad. or at least feel something.

how many of them are dead?

i said i wouldn’t... i don’t know, do feelings. 

i don’t want to like anyone. so you’ve been just totally fucking inconvenient.

i wasn’t prepared for you, for wanting something.

i’m getting married.

you sure you’re going through with that?

i know he pities me. that pisses me off.

without this place, i never would've met someone like you.

if we really met-- i mean if we really met-- you wouldn't like me.

i’ll give you some privacy. 

you’re ____? holy shit.

let’s go grab a coffee.

wanna marry me instead?

are you sure you’re alright?

you didn’t dress up to see me?

oh, i love it here! i just love it!

be with me.

stay here with me.

can we just enjoy tonight?

who can even make sense of forever?

hey, it’s real! this is real.

come on, you know that was just a gesture.

it’s not so kind to leave.

we got this chance! i just wanna share it with you. 

he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you.

you don’t know what you’re saying.

you should be mad at him, not whipping yourself with guilt!

you can't know the bond, the commitment, the boredom, the yearning, the laughter, the love of it! the fucking love! you just cannot know!

did you think to ask? did it occur to you to ask?

you think you're the only person who ever suffered? go fuck yourself.

i wish i could believe he's with her now, that they're together, but i don't. i believe they're nowhere. gone.

you wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters?

i’m out! i’m gone! 

all things considered, i guess i’m ready.