Life is just playing Skyrim and Fallout in a never-ending loop

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

if my favorite media doesnt start updating im going to wander aimlessly into the night and fall into a river and drown

i’m gonna make you a soup

imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

Oh my god... the cat can't move because they have a human on

I've decided I'm not mad anymore. Snail la vie or whatever 🐌