Trap Gypsy

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

Depression sucks

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show

i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall

i need $$$$$ not feelings

a lot of you really need to log out and go party with some lesbians

Honestly this is what I should have done tonight

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.