fuckin' bee brother, that's a big ass bee

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

ideal day: wake up late. iced latte. my video game. crazy reheated lunch. my show. supermarket trip to waste money. a snack. creative endeavours deep into the night. same thing next day.

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in