mutts

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

@funnier-as-a-system

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i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

companies shouldn't be using "we" in their language, that belongs to girls with dissociative identity disorder

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room