you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Ahem. This might be a good time to bring up The Simple Sabotage Field Manual, which is a bit like this only in extreme detail. It was written by the US government during WWII and you can read and download it for free on Project Gutenberg.