always sky high

Randy did what

you're so pretty and your thighs are so thicc and wowie.

Randy did what

nothing, pumpkin.

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

Does he have enough to cover all of that? Genuinely asking.

.... uhhh, how many millis would it be

A lot. I will not have solid numbers for about 24 hours.

A LOT OF MILLIS? bro. hit me up with the solid number when you can, smh.

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

Does he have enough to cover all of that? Genuinely asking.

.... uhhh, how many millis would it be

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

I do not want to think about children in conjunction with dick pills.

exactly. so we can't. soz.

This is only if my primary source of funding cannot cover everything. But we are working with a short time frame here.

randy wouldn't even notice if i used his card, plz.

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

I do not want to think about children in conjunction with dick pills.

exactly. so we can't. soz.

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

DON'T YOU DARE

He is going to manage to get them in there somehow, at least this takes it from being a 30 foot long dick joke and makes it a reminder of possible side effects.

no... no, parker, he doesn't have to win... don't let him win... think of the children.

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

DON'T YOU DARE

Alls I can think about is having one big vacation/adult summer camp thing where people go for a week to lose their minds and have an insane time and then I realize I have no one to fund this idea and I get sad and sip wine on my balcony to think of other shit

I, of course, get naming rights and seen as an innovator for it being pulled off without a hitch. And throwing someone under the bus if it ends up like Fyre Fest

don't let him get away with this, Parker.

I believe the chief investor would get naming rights, actually. He has clearly never had to negotiate these things.

YOU TELL HIM, PARKER. HELL YEAH.

Dumb ho would do it to promote his Blue Crew endorsed podcast and I'd have to simply not go. Smh.

YOU WILL RIDE THE BLUE CHEW™️ 30 FOOT POWER WATERSLIDE AND LIKE IT

I'd rather die.

Dumb ho would do it to promote his Blue Crew endorsed podcast and I'd have to simply not go. Smh.

BITCH, I DON'T NEED IT.