its a transgender autumn

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

sick to bastard death of people saying "that's where we are". if you left earth's atmosphere you would freeze... i'm talking about somewhere in space where you could just hang out and it would be nice

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...