hazaezel

girls kiss each other even though we are the same gender… kyaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

imagine if barbie met a butch… imagine that

matching couple shirt idea with one shirt that says ‘CAPITALISM’ and one that says ‘INNOVATION’

hey did you guys know that ummmm…. jon sims? :)

they shouldnt even try to make pathetic little guys anymore. you will never be more drenched pathetic bedraggled murder kitten than jon sims. wet tissue of a man. the personification of a cold forgotten cup of tea if it could kill people with its eyes.

Call me orange the way I be meanderin

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's help get him one

hey why are you two years younger than me

time warp

well don't do it again

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

eating w/o youtube, driving w/o music, shopping w/o buying a drink... these are lethal situations you may find yourself in. stay safe out there

Grabbing you by the hair and smashing your head on the floor until I'm tired

*covered in soot, hair standing on end, smoking slightly* my pet wire bit me :(

@vague-magnus-archives

sorry I wasn't listening I was thinking about drugging you and keeping you in my basement forever