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Irish people; The faeries aren’t real

Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring

#look#you don’t go in a fairy ring and you don’t fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)

false-dawn

Look, I don’t believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. That’s just common sense.

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I wasn’t even born in Ireland and faerie rings freak me the fuck out. This shit is in our DNA, man, it’s built-in software. You even look at the folklore? Faeries ain’t playing around ,they will fuck you up. Even if there’s like a 99.999999999999 chance they don’t even real, I ain’t chancin that shit, man

kalarus

*builds fire pit in a faery ring*

Come get me Leanansidhe

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If you were a scientist…

…on a dangerous expedition into a cave full of giant, human-eating crabs, which of two groups would you want to accompany you? A group of five Hawaiians, one who is a navigational expert, two are security specialists, one is a doctor, & another who is a cook? OR A group with a Hawaiian, a European, a Native American, an African, & an Asian, all of whom specialize as cooks?

At the end of the day, only one thing is going to increase the chances of making your expedition a success; that is the skill of your comrades, their experience, & the contents of their character. Having five different cooks is gonna make for some mean Sriracha, but if they all think the same, their skin tone isn’t gonna guide you out of the cave alive. One kind of diversity is important, the other never will be.

Racism

Red Racist: Whites are awesome. Schools should teach about how awesome whites are & how whites are being oppressed by SJWs.

Blue Racist: Minorities are awesome. Schools should teach about how awesome minorities are & how they are being oppressed by the White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy™.

Me: Both of you shut up & fuck off.

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cisnowflake

This will always been my favorite image on the internet.

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#pickyourthree

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1. Washington, D.C. because FUCK those old pricks. 2. Also San Andreas Fault. Stupid Cali-commies. 3. Raqqa, Syria. Kill it with fire.

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Thanks for not saying NYC

kalarus

1: Mecca

2: the general center of the US-Mexico border but deep enough into Mexico that Texas is (mostly, Texas deserves SOME radiation) protected.

3: Mecca again

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tumblr: stop liking–

no because I am a responsible functioning adult with a healthy disassociation between fiction and reality

brainstatic

*English street urchin voice* please no discourse sir, it’s Christmas.

kalarus

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i dont think the patriarchy is criticized half as much as feminism is

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That’s because feminism isn’t a conspiracy theory.

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Muslims flee their country because of oppressive Muslim culture, then complain about the lack of Muslim culture in the host country.

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angryinkeddrunk

When black tumblr has no argument:

becky becky becky rebecca melanin crystal racism allison ashley rebecca racist rebecka dusty crystal ugly crusty melanin crystal y do u hate black ppl ugly melanin crusty becky beck beck becky gross u tried it rebecca crystal melanin u tried it becky becky allison ashley dusty racism racist becky becky beyonce queen y do you hate black ppl becky becky becky becky becky becky rebecca melanin crystal racism allison ashley rebecca racist rebecka dusty crystal ugly crusty melanin crystal y do u hate black ppl ugly melanin crusty becky beck beck becky gross u tried it rebecca crystal melanin u tried it becky becky allison ashley dusty racism racist becky becky beyonce queen y do you hate black ppl becky becky becky becky becky becky rebecca melanin crystal racism allison ashley rebecca racist rebecka dusty crystal ugly crusty melanin crystal y do u hate black ppl ugly melanin crusty becky beck beck becky gross u tried it rebecca crystal melanin ugly u tried it becky becky allison ashley dusty racism racist becky becky beyonce queen y do you hate black ppl becky becky becky becky becky becky rebecca melanin crystal racism allison ashley rebecca racist rebecka dusty crystal ugly crusty melanin crystal y do u hate black ppl ugly melanin crusty becky beck beck becky gross u tried it rebecca ugly crystal melanin u tried it becky becky allison ashley dusty racism racist becky becky beyonce queen y do you hate black ppl becky becky becky lol dragged

dr-stefan-frank

When their cronies chime in:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!11!111!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#drag #black excellence #white tears

*mic drop*

*an assortment of about 50 “sassy” black woman gifs*

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ztacey

console specific games

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Japanese exclusive games

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discontinued sagas and franchises

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region locked games

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Being in a stressful relationship and being unsure if things will be able to continue.

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How is that one about games?

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Life is a game.

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Imagine being such an entitled little shit that you feel you have the right to just stroll right into a country and completely disregard the government, the citizens, societal integrity, culture, everyone who is trying to immigrate legally, and any sense of law and authority, to take up space and resources without giving a single penny in taxes to your hosts, and then to top it all off have the audacity to delude yourself into thinking you’re a victim.

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Don’t forget to bring your flag with you and wave it in the other country’s political rallies while demanding their laws bend to serve you.

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kalarus

Remember when the argument was “don’t treat all blacks the same based on the actions of a few, because they don’t represent all blacks”?

Well, now we’ve moved on to “treat all whites the same based on the actions of a few, because they do represent all whites,” & nobody seems to see the hypocrisy.

I don’t hate blacks as a race, I do however, hate the type of person the student in these gifs represent. I hate them not because of something arbitrary & beyond their control such as race, but for the choices they make. The choice to be a bigoted racist, the choice to paint all as one, the choice to hold innocents accountable for crimes they’ve never committed, the choice to resent those that are different from oneself merely because they are different.

The people the student in these gifs represent don’t choose their race, & so faulting them for that is wrong. However, they do choose to be a bad person, to be a hateful person, to be deplorable & spiteful to those who have done nothing to deserve it. This choice reflects their character in a way that no arbitrary skin pigment ever could, & it is a truly rotten character indeed.

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