hit me with a 2x4 and ill probably moan

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

my favourite batman villain

thinking about intelligent subs with oral fixations. such smart little things whose brains turn into mush once they have fingers in their mouth.

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

my diva moment will have casualties

sorry i barked when i saw your happy trail do you still want me

Your testosterone is natural? Mine is imported and designer. Loser.

Back hurts need someone to let me lay on their lap and massage the pain out of my back and play with my hair and tell me I did so good today because I did so good today

need someone older than me to talk to me condescendingly with their hands in my hair while i whine and grind against their thigh

you can use your paws to cause events

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string