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feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

Help us fight for same sex marriage rights in Japan!

re: that polyamory post, it truly is funny to be like “oh yeah me and my girlfriend and her husband…” and watch people’s faces as they try to process what the situation is in real time

my partner their partner and me

i was holding your boyfriend in my hands while you were getting a jar to put him in but he jumped into the grass and i can’t find him now

listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White

hired at mcdonalds as the guy who punches every hamburger bun flat

grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour