long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

being shy and having a high sex drive is the worst combo

born to pull someone by their belt loop

butch picking out the lipstick they want to be marked up by

people should get freaky and horny over me more often. I deserve the treat

unhooked my bra and a bunch of glitter fell to the floor

finally following up on what i meant by this but basically both of them (glinda in the book tho, not the movie) spend their entire careers serving fascist empires to the point that they cut off their own humanity, in order to gain power and safety within said empires — only to end up jailed by said empires once that better serves the institution, becuz ultimately fascist empires are not safe even for those willing to give up everything for them. also both blonde closet cases