phantasmagorium emporium

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

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a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

getting to that time of the year where the sun will straight up project childhood memories onto your bedroom wall at about 3 or 4 pm

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

my review of wicked: i'm not watching that

ok bye bye *flaps all of my 6 wings and goes back into the clouds*