get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

What do you mean the big, emotionally-stoic man didn't tell you he loved you?? His eyes literally went soft when he glanced your way??

The “Open in App” button was out there to taunt you. it sends you to the app store even though you already own the app and it will never let you see the post on your phone browser. they do this because they hate yoy

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

although it IS funny to think that maybe jack just doesn't understand why dean can't just be chill in heaven and their whole dynamic has turned into a guy who's constantly trying to stop his senile dad from escaping the nursing home