Local Bastard

What if instead of a jock strap it was a joke strap and clowns wore them. You wanna know how I got these cheeks?

normalise disliking celebrities for no reason. they don’t have to be ‘problematic’ or ‘cancelled’ I just find them annoying

so scared of tight pussy what if my dick comes off

pussy had me like FUS RO DAH fuckin stupid post who even reblogs shit like this

Please do not tell neurodivergent children that they are aliens. It is weird that I have to say this.

Y'all are being extra fuckin weird lately. Some shit must be in retrograde. The avagander line is all fucked up.

Avagander line? Mainly asking cause my brain is entrenched in lyricwriting mode so I’ve been on the lookout for interesting things I don’t know about yet that would make for cool metaphors and this sounded like one, but Googling it turns up nothing useful.

I am so sorry but avagander at deez nuts

pretty obsessed with this one

these guys are so fucking animal

this neglects to mention the vital role that American lend-lease played in the Soviets being able to, you know, survive

Uh. Okay?

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.