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i get tired but everybody is tired of me saying i’m tired so it just sounds like i’m saying “i never tried anything else.” i have tried everything else. i am even sometimes not-tired-anymore, and then i slide like ice skates back to the starting space and i’ve used so many hands to pull me up that nobody is offering them anymore. i don’t blame them. it’s all hard enough without hearing “i’m tired” for the seven-hundredth time this month. but i am tired. 

in the movies, i am tired only until i learn better. in the movies, i’m only tired because i don’t have a lover, or because i’m lonely, or because i haven’t had enough kale/holiday joy/near-death-experiences. in the movies, i kiss the right person or i string the right garland or i look over the full choir during caroling and i realize - i’m not tired anymore, and i’m cured forever, and i go home and throw out the liquor and clean my apartment. in the movies, i am not tired, i just haven’t tried the right thing.

baby hang on. i want to try the right thing. but all of this, and this beautiful earth i love - it feels numb, and raw, and bleak. i’ll be down in a second. i just want to sleep. i’ll be down in a second. i promise, i want to come, i want to be there, i want to be wanting. i want us all to never be tired again. i want us all to be happy. i want to say “merry” and mean “bright.” i want to say “i’m better” and mean it forever this time.

Characters realizing for the first time that their injury is going to scar horrifically 

character A: *reveals something shocking* - character B: okay - character A: why aren’t you freaking out - character B: it’s been a weird fucking day man

Characters having complete breakdowns after realizing they’re becoming one of/have always been one of the monsters their side is fighting 

Character going absolutely berserk and tearing the enemy apart after someone they care about is killed/injured 

Big menacing characters being absolute nerds and sweethearts 

On the flip side, tiny cute characters that will fuck you up 

Heroes realizing they can’t fight on their own, but can win with the Power of Friendship 

Character A: Yeah, I can’t make you do *thing,* but they can - character B: *smirks*

Character being ridiculously proud of their best friend and showing them off and cheering them on way more than necessary 

Character suddenly realizing they’ve been in love with their best friend for years in an “oh shit” moment 

“Remove your weapons” *removes weapons* “ALL your weapons” *removes even more weapons* “ALL OF THEM” *removes one more giant weapon that realistically couldn’t be hidden anywhere on the human body* 

Talking animals getting offended when humans assume they’re just dumb regular animals 

A group of characters that has no idea how to deal with a child getting saddled with having to take care of a kid 

Characters talking to their dead SO’s grave 

Sweet innocent characters that cuss like sailors 

RIP Liam O’Brien

me: hello

Hey you know those condition rings Matt uses? I found the legit same ones on Etsy! They are licensed for production and sale by the guy who designed the ones Matt uses, so if you want the exact ones Matt has, this is actually the only place to get them legitimately.

They are great quality and a good size! Plus when I ordered them he sent me some great joke ones as a bonus:

Definitely recommend!!! PLUS I found out the dude who prints these runs a game shop in my city so I stopped in and met him. He’s SUPER cool and committed to producing a quality product that is licensed and supports the original creator, plus he keeps his prices lower than the competition. Support Mike! He’s rad!