i approach you carefully, like a butterfly.

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

let’s do anons like ship ppl with who we think they’d be cute with that sounds fun??

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

where is my secret admirer i’m waiting

Feelings Feelings Feelings Feelings Feelings

i am, as the poets say, a mess

just tryna “hmph” my way into some cuddles and headpats

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

me when i see me: thats not me

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold