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Heya! Iām Ace and Iām gonna be the person running this account!
In this account, I write hcs, reader inserts, oneshots and more.
Hereās some info about my writing
What I WILL write:
Fluff
Angst
AUs
Reader inserts
Headcanons
Oneshots
Scenarios
Character x Character (If itās healthy)
Female reader
Male reader
Gender neutral reader
Use of any pronouns (Including neos)
Any gender x any gender
What I WONāT write:
Smut/lemons
Anything involving common triggers (See list below for specific topics, LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16iXsGXm4xMPk6fUuV3Dw1ibOnQoYxGfZcnNVXyes0zc/edit
the following are topics i will NOT write for that could be potentially triggering READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Oc x Character (Will only do for close friends)
As of the time I write this, anything that is not homestuck related
Incest
Ancestors (I donāt know them that well D:)
Yandere
Rules for requesting:
Please only send one message in my ask box. If it has been ONE WEEK and I still have not responded/written for it you may resubmit your ask.
Please note that I have the right to refuse your ask if I do not wish to write for it.
For hcs, please only request up to 4 characters. If you ask for more than 4 I will only do the first 4
For oneshots, please limit to 1 to one character/ship per ask
Please be specific when asking. Iām not going to be able to write for ākarkat hcsā. I CAN write for āgeneral relationship hcs for karkat with a human readerā Feel free to be as specific as you want. : )
Other ask info:
I default using John and he/him for Egbert. If you would like different pronouns and/or names for Egbert please let me know in your ask.
I default using they/them for Roxy. If you would like different pronouns for Roxy please let me know in your ask.
I default using gender neutral pronouns for reader inserts (They/Them). If you want specific pronouns let me know in your ask.
If you made it this far, donāt be afraid of shooting me an ask. Thank you for reading!! :D
this is still practically the same rules imma use for now, so iām just reblogging it
updated intro!!
name: ace
pronouns: he/they/pog/honk
age: minor
gender: agender
sexuality: polyam lesbian
mbti: intp
top three kins: c!sapnap, c!ranboo, sollux
classpect: rogue of void
interests: at the moment iām REALLY into dream smp/mcyts, and iām getting back into homestuck at the moment! iām also into friday night funkin and overwatch.
important info: PLEASE PLEASE USE TONE TAGS WITH ME. IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE EVERY SENTENCE, BUT PLEASE USE THEM IF YOUR TONE IS UNCLEAR!
if you cannot find a gender neutral term to use, i prefer masculine ones (ex. i prefer king over queen)
UHHHH I DONT THINK I NEED TO ADD ANYTHING ELSE?
iām not dead
hey. i kinda fell out of homestuck but. i have returned š. sorry for being gone for so long my mental health really went āļøš¤© and i lost interest in homestuck but now iām back with it along with a hyperfixation to dream smp so might write for a few people there? iāll see. anyway, hi, iām back. whatās up?
heya! ace here, iām going to open up my askbox again for now. i have exams soon, so they might be closed soon, but go on! :D

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may i request a oneshot with Dave and June asking a male reader out together! /polyamory/
not even gonna lie when i saw this in my askbox i screamed. this is. so cute.
June x Dave x Male! Reader
āJade! Seriously. Do you have any idea why theyāre avoiding me?ā
Right now, you were chatting with one of your closest friends, Jade Harley, in the library. You two were supposed to be working on a project, but you had more important things to worry about.
Jade giggled at your question, āY/N, isnāt it obvious? They both like youā¦.a lot. They never stop gushing about you when youāre gone.ā
Right now, the issue was between some of your friends. You had a small friend group containing four other people, Jade, Rose, Dave, and June. But recently, Dave and June have been less talkative around you. And the times you were around, they acted...out of character. āYou...really think they like me?ā Jade opened her mouth to speak, until she stopped abruptly. Her gaze was cast behind you, causing you to turn. Of course, who else would it be. Dave and June. Unfortunately for you, Jade wanted to set things into action quickly. āHey! June! Dave! Over here!ā Jade whisper shouted, which somehow caught their attention. They sat there for a moment, glancing at each other. You swear that they were going to make a run for the door. Until Dave slid his chair over to your table, nodding. āSup Jade, Y/N.ā June followed, sliding the wooden chair towards the three of you.
āHey!ā June said, twirling her pencil between her fingers. You honestly expected silence between the four of you until June suddenly perked up. āHey, um, Y/N? Dave and I were wondering if maybe...uh...you wanted to hang out after school?ā While June had her dorkish smile on her face, Dave looked like he had just seen a ghost. āUh, yeah sure. Where?ā June stopped for a moment, the pencil she was fidgeting with going still. You honestly couldnāt tell if she was thinking about where to hang out or processing what you had said. That is, until Dave saved the situation. āYou fine with your place, Y/N?ā You nodded, āYeah, that can work.ā
You snuck a glance at Jade, who was pretending to work on your project. You could easily tell she wasnāt working by the way she smiled. āOkay, weāll see you there. Egbert and I have gotta go back to class.ā Dave stood up, walking towards the door before waving back at you. āSee ya Y/N. Bye Jade!ā June said, before following Dave out the door. You looked back over at Jade, who was smiling brightly. āAh! Theyāre totally going to confess to you, lover boy.ā Your face heated up at her words. āWell, the bell is going to ring soon. Good luck Y/N.ā Jade said, grabbing her stuff before playfully saluting you.
I hate to put time skips but Iām gonna put a time skip
It was about 2 hours after school. Dave and June sat in your living room, playing Chutes and Ladders with you. They seemed to be..oddly silent. Youāre beginning to think that Jade was right. Dave slid his child down the slide, eerily silent. Normally, he would have made a remark that would have had you laughing your ass off. It didnāt feel right. āYou know, Y/N, thereās another reason we came over.ā Dave blurted out. June raised her head off the table, her expression worried. āWe actually have something to say. Something that...hopefully wonāt affect us in a bad way.ā June nodded, wordlessly.
It was pure silence for another moment or two, before June spoke up. āY/N. Umā¦ā She took a breath before continuing. āDave and I. We both like you. And. We would like you to be our boyfriend. I mean, that sounds really forceful. But we wouldā¦.ā June trailed off. Dave sat in silence, but you can tell by the redness of his cheeks that he was probably too flustered to speak. āHonestly, I would enjoy that. A lot.ā You swear the two of them were going to pass out. āWait. Really?ā Dave finally spoke, his voice a bit shaky. You nodded, smiling. āYes, Iām being serious. Thereās nobody else I would rather date than you two.ā Never in your life had you seen two people so red. June chuckled, smiling. āJeez, you donāt know how happy I am to hear that.ā āYeah, this is...the best day of my life.ā Smiling, you pulled the two into a hug, causing them to freeze up.
āI love you two dorksā¦ā
okay okay iām getting to the last request right now buuuut i made this oneshot a bit ago and i decided to put it here. because. why not
Johndave oneshot
āDave.ā All John got was a muffled reply from him. The Strider had a pillow over his face, his body sprawled out across Johnās bed. āDave!ā Dave removed the pillow from his face, his voice sleepy and slurred, āWhat?ā John sat in his computer chair, smiling like a dork. In his hands were a pack of Crayola markers. āI was looking around my closet..and found these bad boys.ā He shook the box as if something extraordinary would happen. Dave tilted his slightly, face stoic.
āItās markers dude. Mar-ā
āTheyāre scented.ā
Daveās expression suddenly shifted into a smirk. āOh hell yeah dude. Toss me that blue one.ā John threw the marker Daveās way, the blond effortlessly catching it. He held the marker up to his nose, inhaling dramatically. Well, halfway through inhaling Dave broke out into a coughing fit. āDude. What the fuck. That smells as bad as your dadās-ā Dave wheezed between coughs, attempting to regain his breath. John huffed, crossing his arms. āCome on Dave⦠It canāt be that bad!ā John pulled a marker out from the pack, sniffing it lightly. The corners of his smile dipped for a moment, before it returned. āSee? Grape.ā Dave crossed his arms, glancing at John.
āMore like shit.ā
John rolled his chair over, holding the marker in front of Daveās face. āDude. Trust me. Itās grape.ā Dave hesitated for a moment before leaning forward to smell the marker. John suddenly moved the marker forward, booping Daveās nose, making it purple. John chuckled, not only at Daveās marker nose but at his shocked expression. āOh wow. Okay Egbert. Feel the wrath of my ass marker.ā āWoah woah wait what the fu-ā John was cut off by Dave dragging his marker across Johnās cheek.
āDave! What the hell!ā
āOne word John. Payback.ā
Dave dove back into the battle, attempting to draw something on Johnās forehead. āDude! Cut it out! I surrender!ā John pleaded, though the smile on his face never faded. āStop squirming. I canāt draw well if youāre moving so much.ā Dave drew back his marker, smiling smugly. John looked up and down his face before suddenly blurting out, āItās a dick, isnāt it?ā Daveās smile only grew with the question. āMaybe.ā Dave uncapped his marker, drawing on Johnās arm without warning. Unlike last time, John didnāt struggle. āIs that.. a stick figure?ā āWell, yeah. Itās Obama.ā
āWait, lemme draw something on you dude.ā
Dave smiled, capping his marker. āOkay, donāt do anything freaky, nerd.ā John held his marker, inching closer to Dave. āHold out your hand and close your eyes.ā This seemed to get Daveās interest. āWoah, thatās kinda weird.ā The corner of Daveās mouth tugged upward, but not quite a smile. āGo ahead.ā Dave outstretched his palm to John, causing John to grip his wrist. John seemed to hesitate for a few moments before drawing very quickly. Dave heard the familiar snap of the marker cap, before John got up in a hurry. āHey, Iām gonna go wash this dick off my forehead.ā He said, before hurrying off.
Dave opened his eyes, anxious to see what John had drawn his hand. But it wasnāt a drawing...it was a message. It read, āI love youā with a small heart by it. āWoah, wait wait wait.ā Dave spoke to himself. He instantly felt his cheeks heat up. āHoly shitā¦ā Dave had butterflies in his stomach, and his cheeks were probably dark red. John liked him?? He shook his head and went to go find John. He was used to the layout of the Egbertās house, so it wasnāt hard for him to find the bathroom.
Dave knocked softly on the door. āHey. Bro. We should talk.ā The door opened slowly, revealing a shaky and sweaty John. A nervous and obviously forced smile was spread on his face. āHey Dave.ā He hesitated for a brief moment, but it felt like hours to the two of them. John took a shaky breath before continuing. āLook. Iām sorry I wrote that. I donāt know what came over me andā¦ā He trailed off, the sudden Egbert charm drained from his voice. āListen. John. I only have one question.ā Dave looked up at John āDid you mean that?ā John looked like a deer in headlights. The color drained from his face, and his blue eyes widened. āI mean..well..Yeah. I did.ā
John seemed to have this look that he was about to cry, and Dave felt immense pity for the other teen. āListen. Dave. I know you probably donāt feel this way but..Can we at least still stay friends? Our friend group is all I have right now andā¦ā He sighed, finally looking towards Dave. āDude. Iām gonna be honest. I feel the same way.ā Dammit, it sounded super embarrassing to say that out loud. The Strider could feel Johnās stare burning into him. āWait. Dude. Youāre not joking, right?ā Dave only managed to shake his head, before feeling arms wrap around him. āFuck. Dave. This is literally the happiest Iāve been for all 13 years of my life.ā John smiled brightly, making Daveās face burn. Suddenly, John looked up at Dave, inching closer to him. Oh god, weāre they really about to do this? Dave honestly wanted to bolt out that room and call it a day, but instead he stood his ground. John inched closer, finally closing the gap between them. The kiss probably didnāt even last for 5 seconds, but it felt like an eternity to Dave.
āSo, you wanna go back to drawing dicks on each other?ā
āDude. I literally am having a mental breakdown about you kissing me and thatās what you say?ā
John chuckled at Daveās response
āI love you Dave.ā
Hi! Could I request some Davesprite romantic hcs, please? šš
yeah yeah of course! sorry it took so long to get to
Davesprite Headcanons
-Tends to caw when youre cuddling
-Omg his wings? Soft. But you have to be like, really gentle with them
-Can and will wrap his wings around you at unexpected moments
-Birdwatching? Birdwatching
-Would never tell you outright but he loves you so much
-Never quiet while cuddling, heās almost always talking about something. In most cases heās probably rambling about the failed timeline though
-Will silently perch on ledges near you when he wants affection
-Would probably scare you to death at first
-Likely to dive into your arms and rant
-Gets cocky with affection until you return it
-Gets embarrassed about his cawing, and will outright deny it if you question him about it, but letās face it its pretty cute
-Especially if itās sudden
-His kisses are short and sweet, literally just a peck
hey hey this took so long, i have bad procrastination hehe
Hello! Can i request a general headcanon with dave with an affectionate female s/o? :0
omg i love writing for dave, here you go anon :3
Dave x Affectionate! Female! S/O
-defo isnāt used to this much affection
-like hello???
-would probably be sorta distant affection wise for a few
-all i can say is donāt sneak up on him, he might flip out
-craves your affection but doesnāt know how to process it
-long story short and ounce of affection makes him a stuttering and red faced mess
-if youāre more verbally affectionate, he still wonāt be able to process it
-like just praising him SENDS HIM
-gets used to affection after a while into the relationship
-doesnāt mean he wonāt be a blushing mess
-he would never admit it but he loves it when you hold his hand
-long fucking story short. touch starved. craves your affection.
-he loves you a lot :))))
sorry this is kinda eh. sorry this took a bit too. happy holidays anon!! :3
heyo! due to the holidays coming up iām closing my askbox for now.. iāll open them back up sometime next week. thank you for understanding.
iām getting to my current asks right now :)

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could i request a terezi with a genderfluid s/o ! using the neopronouns fae
sure thing! :D
Terezi x Genderfluid! S/O
-Probs the embodiment of that pickle meme
-UM, MY S/O D1DNāT 4SK FOR P1CKL3S ON F43R BURG3R. YOUāR3 GONN4 H4V3 TO F1X TH4T. >:[
-will serious go OFF if someone disrespects your gender identity and/or pronouns
-clingy. in a literal sense. wonāt be afraid to latch onto you.
-she would literally sit around and listen to your voice all day. would listen to you rant for hours
-thereās been multiple times were the two of you would hold each other in you arms without saying a word
-she would absolutely LOVE it if your outfits incorporated lots of colors
-might seem like the type to love the smell of cologne or perfume, but she prefers your natural scent by a lot
-if you like to roleplay, she WILL roleplay with you
-she would NEVER let your gender identity get in the way of your relationship. she loves you beyond what you identify as
-sitting around and goofing off while acting out court scenes is more likely to happen than you expect
-probably would create a dragonsona (?) of you
sorry these are kinda short!! D : hopefully you enjoy these
hi there!!! if i may, could i request some general kind of angst headcanons for june egbert x female reader? š„ŗ please let me know if thatās too vague! i canāt think of a specific scenario lmao ;;!!! thank you!!
i think i can work with this! please lemme know if this isnāt what you were looking for! : )
June Egbert x Female! Reader
(Angst)
-Youāve been crushing on June for who knows how long
-It wasnāt until now when you finally had the courage to tell her
-Cue mirror pep talks
-You met her at the park, asking her to go for a walk with you
-You had constant scenarios of her saying yes replaying in your head, giving you the butterflies
-āHey, June. Iāve actually liked you for a while now. Um, I was wondering if you felt the same?ā
-She stops dead in her tracks
-āHaha...um. Well, Y/N.ā
-The adrenaline rushing through your veins has you on edge. Every word she says makes your heart race faster
-āIām sorry...ā
-Huh??
-āI just donāt feel that way. I mean! Youāre a lovely girl! And youāre a great friend. I donāt even know if Iām into girls...I hope we can stay friends.ā
-You nod, trying to cover up your tears
-Of course theyāre already falling
-You wave goodbye and run home
-You locked yourself in your room for days, ignoring the incoming pesters from your friends
-Even June tried to pester you
-After a while, you decided to suck it up and finally step into the outside world
-Maybe everything would go back to normal??
-That is, until a week later, when you see June all giggly and red faced
-You learned from Rose that some boy asked her out and she said yes
-You weakly congratulate June on her relationship
-Now your heart is forced to crumble slowly everytime you see June with him
-I mean, youāre happy sheās happy
-But you feel your heart break everytime theyāre together
sorry itās a bit short! i hope this is what you were looking for! have a great day anon :D
putting a few of the ones I already wrote here!!
⨠John Relationship HcsāØ
-johns a REALLY GOOD FUCKING LISTENER and will seriously always be down to listen to you vent. heās not the *best* at giving advice but heās here for you like š„°
-okay okay john can play piano right? if youāre interested in it he will devote HOURS to impress you. and heās like. hella talented??? hello???
-loves to make inside jokes only the two of you understand CONSTANTLY.
-quite overbearing when it comes to kissing. itās like a fucking overexcited dog.
-holy shit you wearing his glasses. heās literally the equivalent of āhnngnfngngnfhdh š„°š„°ā.
-loves to hold your hand in public, i canāt elaborate he jsut does
-his hair. soft. he doesnāt even try to make it that way it jsut is.
-will make jokes 24/7 just to see you smile : )
-would totally make/buy a similar disguise to the one he has so yāall can match š„ŗ
-is a bit clingy tbh. but not in like an extreme way. itās just comforting to have someone there for him when he needs it and he isnāt exactly sure how to express it besides just clinging at your side (oh no iām self projecting on this one š)
-honestly??? doodling stupid things on each other with marker. itās all for shits and giggles until he writes āi love you < 3ā and then the both of you are all blushing and shit hngnfnfngng
-MOVIES. OMFG I WAITED THIS LONG TO MENTION IT. literally have a movie night at LEAST every other day. regardless. they always end with cuddles iām sorry no arguments.
-has probably cried to you at least once from constant stress and not venting about his issues. the best thing to do is tell him that youāre there for him and hug him. hell feel super bad about pinning his problems on you but honestly acknowledges that youāre there for him
Heya! Iām Ace and Iām gonna be the person running this account!
In this account, I write hcs, reader inserts, oneshots and more.
Hereās some info about my writing
What I WILL write:
Fluff
Angst
AUs
Reader inserts
Headcanons
Oneshots
Scenarios
Character x Character (If itās healthy)
Female reader
Male reader
Gender neutral reader
Use of any pronouns (Including neos)
Any gender x any gender
What I WONāT write:
Smut/lemons
Anything involving common triggers (See list below for specific topics, LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16iXsGXm4xMPk6fUuV3Dw1ibOnQoYxGfZcnNVXyes0zc/edit
the following are topics i will NOT write for that could be potentially triggering READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Oc x Character (Will only do for close friends)
As of the time I write this, anything that is not homestuck related
Incest
Ancestors (I donāt know them that well D:)
Yandere
Rules for requesting:
Please only send one message in my ask box. If it has been ONE WEEK and I still have not responded/written for it you may resubmit your ask.
Please note that I have the right to refuse your ask if I do not wish to write for it.
For hcs, please only request up to 4 characters. If you ask for more than 4 I will only do the first 4
For oneshots, please limit to 1 to one character/ship per ask
Please be specific when asking. Iām not going to be able to write for ākarkat hcsā. I CAN write for āgeneral relationship hcs for karkat with a human readerā Feel free to be as specific as you want. : )
Other ask info:
I default using John and he/him for Egbert. If you would like different pronouns and/or names for Egbert please let me know in your ask.
I default using they/them for Roxy. If you would like different pronouns for Roxy please let me know in your ask.
I default using gender neutral pronouns for reader inserts (They/Them). If you want specific pronouns let me know in your ask.
If you made it this far, donāt be afraid of shooting me an ask. Thank you for reading!! :D
Heya! Welcome to my account. Hereās some info about the admin.
Name: Ace or Dave, whichever one you prefer
Pronouns: He/They (No preference)
Age: Above 13 but younger than 18
Birthday: June 19
Top 3 Kins: Dave, Dirk, and Nepeta
Gender: Trans Male
Zodiac: Gemini
MBTI: INFP
Classpect: Maid of Void
Other Interests: YTTD, Homestuck, Danganronpa (kinda), Friday Night Funkinā, poetry, IDV, thatās about it
Other Socials:
tiktok- davefuckingstrider
insta- helpiminhell_
Iāve been writing for a bit now, and this account is partly to practice being in character and such and partly because I seriously need hobbies.
I hope you enjoy whatever I decide to write :)

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