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About Me
Hi, I'm tpseudonana (karinabean on AO3). I am a scientist by day, a Romantasy author by night, and a connoisseur of pathetic men who yearn at any time.

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FIC UPDATE!
I haven't published anything in a hot second. Can I offer you a prologue to my longfic in this trying time?
Have a little amuse buche.
To Live on the Cusp of Death
Word count: 3,871
Rating: Unrated
(Series rating: Explicit)
Notable tags: Crisis of Faith; Survivor Guilt; Intrusive Thoughts; Suicidal Ideation; Cullen Rutherford Needs a Hug
“Have you ever witnessed a Templar in lyrium withdrawal, Knight-Captain?”
He scoffed. The concern on her face was almost sweet. “Oh, yes.”
I already know this dance, all too well.
He was unsure how much of his past Seeker Cassandra was already privy to, but he supposed if she had known the details of the disaster at Kinloch Hold she wouldn't have asked so asinine a question. Only he himself knew of his repeated—
Failed.
—attempts at weaning himself off of the substance, the drug, that he'd put himself through since the day Meredith died.
“Are you attempting to give yourself the penance of an agonizing death?” she asked carefully.
Apple season
“A daffodil might look plain next to a lily, but on its own there is much to be admired.
From the Skyhold Kitchens: Gretta's Cherry Crumble Cake The Skyhold Literary Society
“I brought… more cake,” he said, his voice quiet. Ella crossed her arms, watching him quietly. She narrowed her eyes, looking him up and down. “You only brought one piece?” He tried to smile, but it looked more like a wince as he lifted a cloth-wrapped bundle held in his other hand. “And a few more,” he said, “if you’re still in a throwing mood.”
Welcome back to another installment of my cozy fantasy food series where I highlight some of the foods in my Dragon Age: Inquisition fanfic, The Skyhold Literary Society.
Food as a love language is an ongoing theme in my fic, and if there is one dessert that holds absolute power over our Inquisitor (and one Cullen happily weaponizes to please her), it is the cherry crumble cake.
So, I am providing the recipe so you can bake your own, whether you need to apologize to the woman you love, or you just really want some cake.
Also, this is the long promised post for @wingedblack. Thank you for your patience as I finally started pulling these posts together!

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NEW CHAPTER DROP: O CREATOR, SEE HIM KNEEL
Commander Rutherford's Personal Devotional Playlist (Recovered from beneath a loose floorboard in the Commander's quarters, tucked beside a well-worn copy of Osen's Ballads and a stack of letters from someone named 'Embers'. The Commander declined to comment.)
🎧 Listen on YouTube
Take Me to Church — Hozier The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you
Work Song — Hozier In the low lamp light I was free Heaven and hell were words to me
My Love Mine All Mine — Mitski Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
Read Chapter 19 of The Skyhold Literary Society on AO3.
Moodboard: Chapter 19 The Skyhold Literary Society
Hope. Cullen had forgotten what it felt like.
A moodboard for starlight, stolen hours, and a Commander finally finding his home.
Chapter 19 of The Skyhold Literary Society is coming soon. Prepare yourself for maximum swooning maneuvers.
Something’s Gotta Give Revised Edition: Pissing Off the Egg
Pictured here, live reenactment of Solas meeting Ash
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Relief soared with downy wings when Ash spotted another elf among the throngs of humans. However, disappointment moulted her feathers—this particular elf was a condescending prick. If she’d known that, she likely would have chosen a different opener, and not: “So, what’s a knife ear like you doing in a place like this?”
His lip had practically curled as he scanned her Dalish robes and Dalish markings, his face bare of any vallaslin. Perhaps if she’d seen anything but the shiny back of his bald head, she would have thought twice about being so casual with him. Suffice it to say, he did not appreciate her sense of humour: his loss, but her current problem.
chapter 19 wip - strategic applications of spontaneous verse
“Oh, I—” he coughed. Maybe if he cleared his throat sharply enough, he’d lose his voice. He coughed again. It didn’t work. Maker’s breath how did he always manage to get into these situations with her? How was he supposed to explain without her laughing at him? “Something about starlight and tulle,” he said quickly, before losing his nerve, “and… and how love makes me a—” He sighed heavily. “Well, a complete fool, obviously.” Ella stilled, her smile frozen, a flush spreading on her cheeks. “Oh, um, that… that sounds quite lovely, actually.”
Fic Update! - Chapter 30
Completed!!
Explicit | Cullen x Ellana | WC: 175k
The end!
Read it on ao3 here!
Excerpt under the cut

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all you had to do was stay, ch. 25: With or Without a Hitch
Explicit | Cullen x Lavellan | Solas x Lavellan | WC: 110k+ (WIP) | Canon Divergent - Post DAI Quest: Doom Upon All the World | Second Chance | Polyamory
Fic Summary:
The night Solas told Cordelia Lavellan the truth about her vallaslin, he pushed her away. But in his rumination, he also made a choice. A different choice. He chose to stay. He chose to tell her the truth, should they emerge victorious from the war on Corypheus. He expects anger. He expects hurt. He might even expect (eventual) acceptance. But he does not expect a second chance with the woman he loves. No, he doesn't expect that at all.
Chapter Summary: Briala requests aid. Solas subsequently grapples with domesticity.
Excerpt below the cut!
Wip Wednesday / Whenever
@greypetrel and @shanaraharlyah thank you for the tag <3 <3 <3
Here I am, back in my comfort zone. I love them, and I've neglected them because of other commitments, but today it's their turn.
Tagging with no pressure: @tired-truffle @carako @socia-arandil @tpseudonana @phillypumpkin @p0lkadotdotdot @woundedsoul12 and you!!
One Witcher meme and a few Dragon Age ones. Memes truly are saviors when I have zero art ideas……………….
Local oceanographer accidentally discovers grumpy, glowing merman (and immediately decides to harass him for academic tenure)
Ella stared at the empty screen, then slowly looked back at the dark, rippling water where the glowing man had vanished. She needed those water samples. Especially now. Especially given that there was apparently a merman living in the lagoon. A very attractive, very angry merman.
Read The Soundings of Sirens and Stubbornness on AO3!
Welcome to the Spooky Summer Writing Challenge!
This was built for people in the Dragon Age fandom like you and me!
Do you like spooky stories? How about AU stories in general? Ever wanted to participate in something like a bang, but didn’t want to post all your chapters at once? Just want to test the waters with a writing goal? Then, welcome aboard.
The Plan
write 15,000+ words (that’s 250 words a day or 1,750 a week).
yap with other people about your writing
post the first chapter on October 1st and then the rest at your own pace after.
reblogging & celebrating everyone’s chapters as they come out
Timeline
August 1st to October 1st Check-in's require messaging or speaking with this blog or mod.
Check #1: August 15th (3,000 words)
Check #2: September 8th (7,000 words)
Check #3: September 20th (11,000 words)
Check #4: September 27th (14,000 words)
FINAL Check: September 29th (15,000 words & complete)
Taglist Given: September 30th
Posting: October 1st
Quick Finds
Rules
FAQ
Participants (coming soon!)
Taglist (coming soon!)

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Dutifully Loved Ch. 19: The Brecilian Forest Pt. 1
Summary: The Wardens get new armor and find themselves spooked by the shadows.
Two days later, Haljra scratched her cheek as she watched Aedan and Alistair attempt to sneak into the Dalish camp with a male elf in tow. It was before dawn and most of the camp was still asleep, except for those three, she, and the elvhen armorer who was fussing at the clamp around her midsection. Fortunately for the lurkers, the weapon-smith's back was facing the skulkers and Haljra was not interested in alerting anyone to their presence, so they slipped into camp unnoticed. Yet, Haljra couldn't help but raise a brow to the animal carcass that each man helped to carry.
NEW CHAPTER DROP: THE COMMANDER HAS ENTERED BUILD MODE
SKYHOLD DUNGEON - RENOVATION ESTIMATE
Prepared by: Commander C. Rutherford Prepared from: [redacted] Contractor: Master Gatsi (to be consulted)
Current capacity - 6 Required capacity - 8 minimum, pending further review
Additional cells (×2) §1,200 Iron doors, reinforced §340 Wall sconce §45 Wheelbarrow, large §90 Ladder removed
Funds remaining: §262
Note: may require load-bearing wall assessment.* *As in, remove the load bearing walls after capacity is reached.
Read Chapter 18 of The Skyhold Literary Society on AO3.