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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

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I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

"In these (adjective) times, (company that doesn't pay their employees enough) is here for you: (verbing) and (verbing) around the clock to make sure you and your family are (adjective.)"

I'm not looking forward to see what they do with Pride month in the time of the Plague

Only 4 days left to make your hand sanitizer labels R A I N B O W!