Battle of the Toxic Yuri

Tridentaricest propaganda

"The twins Coronabeth and Ianthe Tridentarius are incredibly codependent. In the second book, Ianthe cries every night because it's the first time she's ever been away from Coronabeth. In the first book, Coronabeth cries because Ianthe won't kill and eat her. In the third book, a character who's incredibly good at reading body language sees them together and assumes they're in a romantic relationship. Shortly after that Coronabeth threatens to kill herself in front of Ianthe and tells her that it's not like all the other times she's attempted suicide in front of her, this time Ianthe won't be able to save her life. Their whole life is built on a secret shared only by the two of them and their cavalier (a sworn bodyguard), and that's created this undercurrent of resentment and envy between them. "

"oh my undead god, these women are Fucked Up!!! 23 years without ever sleeping in separate rooms? Ianthe faking that Coronabeth is a necromancer like her for decades? Probably sculpting Coronabeth's entire body into its voluptuous shape with necromancy? Coronabeth is distraught that Ianthe won't devour her to become stronger. These women need to be quarantined for everyone else's sake. Oh, fun fact, they were originally named Abella and Cainabeth, so they're toxic to the marrow."

Harrianthe propaganda

Pyrrha Dve x Commander Awake propaganda

"They were high ranking officers on the opposite sides of a millennia long war, but that didn't stop them loving each other, and loving each other didn't stop them from continuing to try to kill each other. Both these women are dead, long before the start of the books. In fact, Pyrrha's the one who killed Wake, kicking her out an airlock with her newborn baby. Their spirits took control of two other bodies (one of which was a corpse) so they could have sex, before Wake tricked Pyrrha into an incinerator so she could burn her and the guy she was possessing alive. On meeting Wake's now grown daughter, who she'd kicked out the airlock, the first thing Pyrrha said was "Anyone who spaded your mum would brag about it.""

Griddlehark propaganda

"As the only two children on their planet, one the colony’s scapegoat and one it’s golden child, they’ve simultaneously hated and needed each other all their lives. Gideon blames herself for the death of Harrow’s parents. Harrow uses Gideon as the “whipping girl” of all her frustrations and trauma and smothering responsibilities. Gideon makes dozens of attempts to escape and Harrow could just let her go, but instead goes to incredible lengths to keep Gideon at her side, even while claiming she “doesn’t even remember about her half the time.” Gideon hates Harrow with the fire of a thousand suns, and yet when they end up in a high-pressure situation, on another planet surrounded by strangers, her loyalty to Harrow is absolute. They slowly come to trust and rely on each other. In spite (or because) of everything, they are desperate for each other’s attention and approval—and once they actually GET that from each other, once they’ve earned each other’s secrets and forgiveness, they’re all in. Each completely willing to destroy themselves for the other, in the most beautiful and unhealthy way possible."

"The entire series is driven by their fucked up codependent relationship. They've almost killed each other fighting multiple times. The book series starts with Gideon, Harrow's indentured servant, trying to flee and Harrow setting up a skeleton-based trap to keep her from leaving. However, beneath their hostility, there's a deep sense of guilt and self-loathing, both blame themselves for the entire situation, with Gideon specifically thinking that as a small child she was responsible for Harrow's parents committing suicide. And beneath that, they're attracted to each other. I will avoid spoilers, but after they reconcile and swear themselves to each other, they both try to do things for each other's sake in a way that deeply hurts the other one. I don't want to spoil anything, but cannibalism, brain surgery, and a love quadrangle with the ghost of a Barbie doll and a woman who's half Vriska and half Draco Malfoy are involved."

Tridentaricest propaganda

"The twins Coronabeth and Ianthe Tridentarius are incredibly codependent. In the second book, Ianthe cries every night because it's the first time she's ever been away from Coronabeth. In the first book, Coronabeth cries because Ianthe won't kill and eat her. In the third book, a character who's incredibly good at reading body language sees them together and assumes they're in a romantic relationship. Shortly after that Coronabeth threatens to kill herself in front of Ianthe and tells her that it's not like all the other times she's attempted suicide in front of her, this time Ianthe won't be able to save her life. Their whole life is built on a secret shared only by the two of them and their cavalier (a sworn bodyguard), and that's created this undercurrent of resentment and envy between them. "

"oh my undead god, these women are Fucked Up!!! 23 years without ever sleeping in separate rooms? Ianthe faking that Coronabeth is a necromancer like her for decades? Probably sculpting Coronabeth's entire body into its voluptuous shape with necromancy? Coronabeth is distraught that Ianthe won't devour her to become stronger. These women need to be quarantined for everyone else's sake. Oh, fun fact, they were originally named Abella and Cainabeth, so they're toxic to the marrow."

Harrianthe propaganda

"So Harrow is debatably in love with two women, neither of which are Ianthe. As of when these two start interacting more, both of the other women are dead (or close enough, this is a series about necromancy). Ianthe has spent her whole life being second behind her much hotter twin sister, but their relationship is a whole different can of worms. So when Harrow, grieving one of those deaths, asks Ianthe to lobotomise her, Ianthe does it willingly, enthusiastically even. The first thing Harrow does after becoming lucid is kiss Ianthe with tongue (to check what's going on in her mouth, but Ianthe doesn't know that). Then she shuns Ianthe’s repeated advances, telling her that her heart is within the locked tomb (she’s talking about the corpse in there but Ianthe doesn’t know that), until we reach the closest thing the series has to a sex scene, where Harrow finds Ianthe trying to cut off one of her arms (a replacement for one that got torn off), so she straddles her, cuts it off properly, and grows her a new one out of just bones. Ianthe has it gilded. Also Harrow shaves her head regularly because of the bone cult she grew up in, and Ianthe messes with her follicles while she’s asleep to make her hair grow faster. Just for fun. So that’s another thing that makes Harrow question herself more during the time post-lobotomy. At one point the corpse of a woman she killed is under her bed and Ianthe keeps saying she doesn’t see anything. Harrow is also pretty much the first person to pay attention to Ianthe instead of her much hotter twin sister, but that’s a whole separate thing."

Gideon x Cytherea propaganda

Tacomic propaganda

"tacomic is the most toxic sludge yuri i've ever known, as well as the most controversial ship in the show's history. taco manipulated microphone constantly just for her own gain, only sometimes caring for microphone's comfort. she forced microphone to sabotage and nearly kill several of her friends and teammates, and only chose microphone because she knew how insecure and submissive she was. despite all of taco's red flags (being a known cheater/saboteur and being hated by the rest of the show's cast,) microphone agreed to work with her anyway. over time, taco would force microphone to do more and more risky and devious things to give her the chance to win, and microphone just followed along with every command. they even started to like each other and form a meaningful relationship; whether it was platonic or romantic is anyone's guess. after microphone's brother-not-brother convinced her to dump taco, she did just that, dropping out of the show as well. without microphone, taco was back to being poor, homeless, and friendless, which Fucked Her Up Severely™."

Ishmael propaganda