Newt Scamander has saved 2016

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

Me at every family event

Friend in another Timezone: Isn’t it like 5am where you are? Aren’t you tired?

Reading is everything. Reading makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something, learned something, become a better person. Reading makes me smarter. Reading gives me something to talk about later on. Reading is the unbelievably healthy way my attention deficit disorder medicates itself. Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape; it’s a way to make contact with reality after a day of making things up, and it’s a way of making contact with someone else’s imagination after a day that’s all too real. Reading is grist. Reading is bliss.