(Sky visiting SMG4 at the showgrounds after the whole Oropo + Toross incident)
SMG4: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word.
Sky: Fine, I LOATHE Adamai.
(SMG4 and SMG5 showing Evangelyne the wonders of TV. SMG5 accidentally describes her girlfriends)
Evangelyne: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
SMG4: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
SMG5: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
(Crushing meme gaurdian and oblivious dragon)
Adamai, not paying attention: What was that?
SMG1: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
(No sophistication in Flordokyo)
Crystal: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Adamai: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Crystal, mockingly fancy: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Adamai, cringing slightly: Somehow that's worse.
(Nobody from the World of Twelve except Crystal knows how to use a fucking phone)
Yugo: *is throwing stones at Crystal's window*
Crystal: You have a phone for a reason, Yugo!
Crystal: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
SMG1: Why is Yugo crying on the floor?
SMG5: He saw a picture of Amalia's husband.
SMG1, confused: But he's Amalia's husband.
SMG5, texting Crystal: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Crystal′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
Crystal, texting back: Fuck you.
(SMG3 regrets teaching Yugo memes)
SMG3, omitting the fact he taught Yugo: Yugo has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop.
SMG3: I asked Yugo where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed.
SMG3: So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."
(Sky denying that she's madly in love with her girlfriends)
Sky: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like SMG5 and Crystal a little bit.
SMG1, holding Sky's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Sky: No, that's our joint tombstone.
SMG1, sarcastically: My mistake.
(SMG4 loves his computer)
SMG4, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~
SMG4: ~Papa’s gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~
SMG4: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~
SMG4: ~Papa will destroy the fucking Earth.~
SMG2: What’s it like being tall?
SMG5: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Crystal: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
(Sky trying to serenade Crystal)
Crystal: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Sky, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Crystal: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
(Adamai learns how to use a car)
SMG5, teaching Adamai to drive: Okay, you're driving and Crystal and SMG2 walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Adamai: Oh, definitely SMG2. I could never hurt Crystal... Again.
SMG5, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
(After Adamai kidnapped Flamin)
SMG5: Where are you going?
Sky: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
(Crystal introducing herself on stage)
Crystal: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
Sky: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Sky: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Sky: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Crystal: How high are you?
Mario: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
Mila: No, It's asking what drugs are you on.
Mario: Oh, antidepressants, why?
SMG4: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Crystal: …I was hungry.
*Mario is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Mario: Clear orange juice?
Luigi, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
Adamai: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
Sky: Why is Adamai crying?
SMG4: Luigi kicked them really hard on the ankle.
Mario: How has life been treating you lately?
Crystal, after havin half her life force/Wakfu drained and becoming half ghost: Horribly.
SMG2: We need a distraction.
SMG5: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Percedal, whispering: My time has come.