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(Sky visiting SMG4 at the showgrounds after the whole Oropo + Toross incident)

Sky: I hate Adamai.

SMG4: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word.

Sky: Fine, I LOATHE Adamai.

(SMG4 and SMG5 showing Evangelyne the wonders of TV. SMG5 accidentally describes her girlfriends)

Evangelyne: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

SMG4: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

SMG5: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

(Crushing meme gaurdian and oblivious dragon)

SMG1: I love you.

Adamai, not paying attention: What was that?

SMG1: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

(No sophistication in Flordokyo)

Crystal: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Adamai: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Crystal, mockingly fancy: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Adamai, cringing slightly: Somehow that's worse.

(Nobody from the World of Twelve except Crystal knows how to use a fucking phone)

Yugo: *is throwing stones at Crystal's window*

Crystal: You have a phone for a reason, Yugo!

*THUD*

Crystal: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

(Don't let Yugo drink)

SMG1: Why is Yugo crying on the floor?

SMG5: He's drunk.

SMG1: And?

SMG5: He saw a picture of Amalia's husband.

SMG1, confused: But he's Amalia's husband.

SMG5, bluntly: I know.

(Girlfriends texting)

SMG5, texting Crystal: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Crystal′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Crystal, texting back: Fuck you.

(SMG3 regrets teaching Yugo memes)

SMG3, omitting the fact he taught Yugo: Yugo has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop.

SMG3: I asked Yugo where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed.

SMG3: So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

(Sky denying that she's madly in love with her girlfriends)

Sky: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like SMG5 and Crystal a little bit.

SMG1, holding Sky's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Sky: No, that's our joint tombstone.

SMG1, sarcastically: My mistake.

(SMG4 loves his computer)

SMG4, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

SMG4: ~Papa’s gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

SMG4: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

SMG4: ~Papa will destroy the fucking Earth.~

(Tall person interview)

SMG2: What’s it like being tall?

SMG3: Is it nice?

SMG5: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Crystal: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

(Sky trying to serenade Crystal)

Crystal: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Sky, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Crystal: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

(Adamai learns how to use a car)

SMG5, teaching Adamai to drive: Okay, you're driving and Crystal and SMG2 walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Adamai: Oh, definitely SMG2. I could never hurt Crystal... Again.

SMG5, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

(After Adamai kidnapped Flamin)

SMG5: Where are you going?

Sky: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

(Crystal introducing herself on stage)

Crystal: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

(Sky is an idiot)

Sky: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Sky: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

Sky: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

(Mario is also an idiot)

Crystal: How high are you?

Mario: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Mila: No, It's asking what drugs are you on.

Mario: Oh, antidepressants, why?

(Interrogation)

SMG4: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.

Crystal: …I was hungry.

(The Mario brothers)

*Mario is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Mario: Clear orange juice?

Mario: Oh, it's empty.

Luigi, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

(Luigi vs Adamai)

Luigi: Fight me!

Adamai: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

Sky: Why is Adamai crying?

SMG4: Luigi kicked them really hard on the ankle.

(Life)

Mario: How has life been treating you lately?

Crystal, after havin half her life force/Wakfu drained and becoming half ghost: Horribly.

(Distraction)

SMG2: We need a distraction.

SMG5: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

I’m supposed to be prepping for ArtFight and instead made an animation meme