okie dokie

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

is he…..y’know? *pantomimes jerking off* ….French Canadian?

A beast crushing it on adapting to become more fit for her environment and passing on knowledge to her progeny. Top-tier animal.

slut era (overthinking, ruined sleep schedule, constant feeling of loneliness and existential emptiness)

i hate this trend of artists releasing their own "sped up version" on spotify. you are taking jobs away from 12 y/os on youtube. now what will they use the stolen anime angel fanart theyve saved on their laptops for

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa