mishminion

i think destiel should go canon again during this election, i need to feel something again

Gays heard the phrase "louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny" and took it as dress code instructions.

i physically fucking recoiled when i realised what this post was. fuck you. fuck you

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Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

Was just going to accept this at face value